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Metal Gear Survive
2018
I don’t even need to play this lmao
Harold Halibut
2024
Opening showed me where capitalism is taking this country and I was too depressed to want to play more. I will give yelling/crying into a pillow and emotional eating 5 stars though.
Still maybe the only piece of art I can think of that contains as much life-affirming poignancy and empathy for its characters as it does appalling, gratuitous dogshit handled with no tact or self awareness
I don’t know if I’ll ever come to a true ultimatum on this game and that’s probably for the best
I don’t know if I’ll ever come to a true ultimatum on this game and that’s probably for the best
I remember the days when everyone wanted to be the next big multiplayer shooter. We're still in it
Chaos;Child
2014
cringe anon being wrong
Postal 2
2003
I'm decidedly not edgy enough to enjoy this game
Postal 2
2003
in my opinion, this game has influenced the history of gaming in a way that almost rivals half-life. this game is a classic, and it doesn't really get old. you can tell the devs cared. it's great.
a brilliantly stupid ending to my favorite shooter ever made. an absolute labor of love that does something a little different than the original by having more restricted areas, but greatly expanding on the content and atmosphere of each area. here are a few of the improvements:
- RAIN I LOVE RAIN IN GAMES
- cowboy western shootshoot bangbang
- six shooter bitch booter spinny revolver
- adorable gun monkeys
- terminator 2 shotgun
- KEEP THE FUCK OUT YOU COCK BALLS POO SHIT WANKER BALLS BITCH sign
- corey cruise
- ninja wife bossfight
- dinosaurs
- deliberately screwing with the og secret paths and hidden items as to confuse me
- more metal music (hell yea bruther)
- Milo Yiannopoulos decapitation
- extended uwe boll/zach ward piss take
- ebola cows
- oopsie we put a satanic seal where your house used to be teehee
- bruce willis
the list goes on. paradise lost RULES. absolutely recommended for fans of all things needlessly crass and violent.
- RAIN I LOVE RAIN IN GAMES
- cowboy western shootshoot bangbang
- six shooter bitch booter spinny revolver
- adorable gun monkeys
- terminator 2 shotgun
- KEEP THE FUCK OUT YOU COCK BALLS POO SHIT WANKER BALLS BITCH sign
- corey cruise
- ninja wife bossfight
- dinosaurs
- deliberately screwing with the og secret paths and hidden items as to confuse me
- more metal music (hell yea bruther)
- Milo Yiannopoulos decapitation
- extended uwe boll/zach ward piss take
- ebola cows
- oopsie we put a satanic seal where your house used to be teehee
- bruce willis
the list goes on. paradise lost RULES. absolutely recommended for fans of all things needlessly crass and violent.
Echo
2015
Anti-woke masterpiece about the dangers of homosexuality.
Slay the Princess
2023
finally, the stanley parable for girls