a litmus test for gamer sentience

maybe also the all-time least interesting game to have a debate about? if you think this game is badly designed or that it controls poorly, then i'm genuinely not interested in hearing it. i strongly recommend running it back - without the bitch in your ear yapping out all those cookie-cutter tier arguments

Reviewed on Mar 17, 2024


46 Comments


2 months ago

i was thinking the same thing the other day. people REALLY freak out about sonic adventure 1 & 2 when i think their contemporaries like mario sunshine and gex are far more offensive.

2 months ago

@gruel for me i just compare it to mario 64. everyone talks about this and that with regards to the jump to 3d and imo this stuck the landing way better. half of 64 bores the shit out of me, but this game never really felt like a drag. even in big's stages, which i find funny for how much hate they get because most people spend more time fishing with him in frontiers than they ever would here - and this game's fishing is way fuckin' better

sunshine also happens to be my favorite 3d mario along with odyssey lmao. i find people are whiny about it for similar reasons (it's weird = it's bad). it's always either that or they fall back onto the blue coin argument, to which i say "don't 100% the game if doing so frustrates you!"

like iunno man take me to amy's twinkle park or knuckles' sky deck over hazy maze cave or dire dire docks any fucking day of the week

2 months ago

video games these days are afraid of being video games. and sonic adventure? buddy, sonic adventure is VIDEO FUCKING GAMES.

2 months ago

SA1's OST alone clears like every 3D platformer from the 90s lol

2 months ago

no shadow
ok now replay sonic adventure 2 you whore

2 months ago

everyone creamed their jeans over MGR/DMC5's vocal tracks but when the Adventure games do it 20 years earlier, crickets

put gamers to the sword tbh

2 months ago

@cyanplaza yeah i'm all for shootie hg but he doesn't hold a candle to crush 40. and mgr ost is kinda reddit incarnate if i'm being fully honest

though tbf i think most people would at least agree that crush 40 is great, even if half of the people who'd say so are the obnoxious "uhh y-yknow they're a g-guilty pleasure" types

2 months ago

JOHNNY GIOGELI, DRIVING THE LONGEST RACING KART YOU'VE EVER SEEN DOWN RADICAL HIGHWAY: What the fuck ya'll know about this

starts blaring Seven Rings in Hand so loud it causes furry 9/11

2 months ago

@cyanplaza buddy everyone and their mother loves those vocal tracks, it's like the one thing the entire franchise has been consistently praised for

2 months ago

@pkmudkipz present 10 people with "i am... all of me" and see how many people call it a guilty pleasure, or say "it's good because it's corny" in contrast to the ones who are actually riding for it

2 months ago

if you want actually bad sonic music look to frontiers tbh

2 months ago

@brockreiher i can't stand with you on that one buddy

2 months ago

If someone calls a Sonic game/vocal tracks a "guilty pleasure" I'm giving them a walloping honestly

2 months ago

I always wanted to do Tekken style combos to people who say anything in the lines of "Sonic had a rough transition into 3D"

2 months ago

ignore if PS3
comment if xbox
like if justin bieber

2 months ago

@portialynndoll TAKE this upvote

u ever think about how the world basically collectively bullied the shit out of a teenager cause he was successful

2 months ago

yes

2 months ago

@dumpycrumpet amen. personally i think he had a rougher transition into 2d

2 months ago

I come in late but I genuinely think this game has actually insanely good controls, I always love how vets get their hands on this game and tear it apart by abusing its absurd movement system; personally, my favourite thing about this game is its overall "vibe", games like this one, JSR and NiGHTS have some of my favourite aesthetics in videogames.

2 months ago

SA1>SA2

2 months ago

@mickey nah definitely not

2 months ago

SA1>SA2

2 months ago

@guttertrash still no bud

2 months ago

@chandler I'd rather fish as Biggs than do Knuckles and Rouge treasure hunting stages

2 months ago

@mickey that just means you suck at them. and you like the ones here more because they're easier and that's less of an issue

2 months ago

@chandler cope how can I suck at the minigame that is just based about searching random locations lmao

2 months ago

also fuck I typed Biggs cause of stupid FF7 brain rot I meant Big

2 months ago

@mickey "uhh how can you be bad at a game where you have to do a thing?"

by being bad at doing the thing. i've seen detractors of those stages take 15+ minutes on the first one. i wouldn't be surprised if you're among their ranks based on your responses here