the most broken and asanine DLC since horse armor

OH GOD EVERYONE'S DEAD

in 2012 all the women were horny for edward from twilight, while all the men were horny for serana from skyrim, and i was just obsessed with perfect my nacho cheese recipe

there is no god, and there is no legitimate reason to consider 25% of this games lore canon

satan made me do it

in 2022 it was a 5/5 but the excitement over your very first open world eventually fades and you realize skyrim and bethesda no longer can tell a compelling story

Remember kids, if you have a revolver, you can do whatever you want in life

Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man

It's a great game idc what anyone says

everything is perfect, except that 358/2 days is still custcenes only and not the whole game

A perfect open world. Except Malenia, worst fromsoft boss

There is no way to explain how important this game is to my life and gaming as a whole.

Great first attempt at an open world. I want Bokoblin cock

Improves on BotW's system to become the ultimate zelda open world. Unfortunate we'll never get another linear zelda ever again though....