castlevania lords of shadow was the most disappointing thing since my son

Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man

there is no god, and there is no legitimate reason to consider 25% of this games lore canon

this game gave me a hemmerroid

this game needs more accessibility and easier control schemes and a way to get out of not having to make a new save file because you ran out of fuel 32 light years from the nearest star system and now you're FUCKING STUCK AGAIN GOD DAMNIT

everything is perfect, except that 358/2 days is still custcenes only and not the whole game

I also enjoy sucking the blood of criminal men while scantily clad

i've never hated a control scheme as much as this fucking game

Great first attempt at an open world. I want Bokoblin cock

ive never hated a game so much in my life

Improves on BotW's system to become the ultimate zelda open world. Unfortunate we'll never get another linear zelda ever again though....

it was a 5/5 until they changed the matchmaking system and now i have trust issues

castlevania died and was born anew from it's ashes in the form of bloodstained

the only game where i can be canonically trans

Kaath did nothing wrong