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Local funny guy who makes things
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Well Written

Gained 10+ likes on a single review

Popular

Gained 15+ followers

Loved

Gained 100+ total review likes

GOTY '23

Participated in the 2023 Game of the Year Event

Organized

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Listed

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Gone Gold

Received 5+ likes on a review while featured on the front page

Donor

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Elite Gamer

Played 500+ games

Shreked

Found the secret ogre page

Gamer

Played 250+ games

Best Friends

Become mutual friends with at least 3 others

Roadtrip

Voted for at least 3 features on the roadmap

Noticed

Gained 3+ followers

Liked

Gained 10+ total review likes

N00b

Played 100+ games

Favorite Games

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
Luigi's Mansion
Luigi's Mansion
Dark Souls: Remastered
Dark Souls: Remastered
Paper Mario
Paper Mario
Baldur's Gate 3
Baldur's Gate 3

696

Total Games Played

002

Played in 2024

106

Games Backloggd


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Helldivers 2
Helldivers 2

Mar 23

Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore
Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore

Feb 14

Tribal Hunter
Tribal Hunter

Nov 19

Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend
Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend

Oct 14

Postal 2
Postal 2

Oct 14

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A multiplayer nightmare (in a bad way)

Lobbies full of sweaties who take it WAY too serious, and constant meta balancing that completely ruins characters you spent money on or just changes how the entire game works.

The worst update is the addition of a countdown after someone escapes, forcing all other players to prioritize escaping rather than helping or playing mind-games with your victims. No longer having a standoff with a killer who is blocking the door and having to use Navy Seal tier stealth tactics to maneuver around a map , hoping to find the Hatch before the Killer finds you. Now it's "hurry up, get this game over with, we have more mediocre matches for you to play"

Some of the most unique minigames that take full advantage of the controls

Many of these minigames have wibbly-wobbly controls, but it actual works in this one, and the ones that don't have everyone struggling with it, not just you

Characters have a unique system where they come with a personal dice, making a bit of extra strategy with who you pick. You can even get additional dice midgame to expand your choices, but can lead to just steamrolling/getting steamrolled from the armada that someone has on their team.

The biggest crux of this game is the maps, they are HORRENDOUS, arguably only 1 map is even remotely enjoyable. You are often screwed over by being stuck in RNG hell or begging the game to hand you a Golden Pipe so you can just get a star.

Great party game, definitely one to consider at the family cookout :)

Everything comes together for one of the best multiplayer games you’ll ever play

The campiness from being a parody of wartime propaganda blends perfectly for the video game feels: humorous dialogue, dynamic music that feels orchestrated to your current objective, and the feeling of community among your fellow patriots. I’ve only played with friends and I don’t give a shit about the meta, I just want to shoot some damn bugs for Super Earth!

It’s controls are very smooth, you can feel like a walking fortress and a ballerina at the same time with the maneuverability options given. Adjustable difficulty so that you can play with friends of any skill level. The UI is a bit lacking, a lot of information is crammed on some screens where others feel so barren I don’t know what to do.

The ethics of the studio that makes the game is probably the best thing about this whole game. Patch notes are fun to read, address any issues the community has, it even doesn’t have any FOMO mechanics, just bottlenecked progression but it’s so fun you don’t really care. This shouldn’t technically be a praise, but given the state of most companies ethics at the time of this review, it earns its merits for being exemplary of what every studio should be doing.