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Pokémon Scarlet
2022
I'm sorry, but I genuinely really like this game, I know it had its issues, but it was fun
Pokémon Scarlet
2022
Technical issues aside, the game was very fun and had a great story. The soundtrack was phenomenal and the game made me cry.
Pokémon Scarlet
2022
spinda is my favorite pokemon and spinda is not in this game 0/10
Pokémon Violet
2022
People are talking about this game like it called a drone strike on their nan's house.
Pokémon Scarlet
2022
The second best Pokémon game on the Switch. It's very fun and the story is better than most other Pokémon games, although, it doesn't reach the highs of Gen 5 and 7. However, the ending is fantastic and I would say it's the best ending in the series (topping Black and White).
The biggest problem this game has is the performance. There is A LOT of slow down and fps dips.
The biggest problem this game has is the performance. There is A LOT of slow down and fps dips.
Pokémon Scarlet
2022
the complaints about performance are overblown. not as good as arceus, but easily the best set of mainline games since Let's Go with great box legendaries. Looks stunning on the TV.
Yume Nikki
2004
oink
Can someone tell my dogs I’m never coming home
Sometimes I fantasize about Shoka coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Is there any hope for me
3rd Eye
2019
I think there is something potentially good here, but sadly I didn't get it. And I think that's mostly on the translation being bad? Multiple times the translation just didn't make sense to me especially near the end where you can choose between two paths but honestly the translation made them seem identical to me.
Corpse-Party
1996
I went through various hoops to get this shit running and after way too long i discovered it doesn't have any english translations so i grabbed the rebuilt version or whatever and after all that effort it was meh and everything looked the same for its entire runtime
Tomodachi Life
2013
What the hell why did finn the human fuck my mom
Tomodachi Life
2013
Hank Hill fucked my cousin.
My Child: Lebensborn
2018
OH WOW!!!! i'll never be happy again. also never gonna be a parent apparently, this shit is too heartbreaking i wouldn't know how to cope.
The wild variety of star ratings for this game speaks volumes to just how confusing and messy of a game Security Breach is. It's got so, so much potential, but it's a game that's far too ambitious for its own good.
It's fun to run around the Pizzaplex and discover some weird hallway that leads to a bakery or a hair salon that could have been missed entirely, but that just demonstrates how poorly laid out the mall is in relation to the storied path in the game. Your wonder and amazement is replaced with you wishing that the area was better fleshed out and presented with more purpose. Every collectible you find gives you that satisfaction of achievement as you now feel justified in your excessive exploration, but then you're reminded that this is your 7th novelty t-shirt and it's just going to spend the rest of the game hidden behind a buggy menu tab with the other 50 useless pngs you've found.
One of FNAF's greatest hooks is its story, but even that feels unsatisfying. Its overly ambiguous nature means you won't even feel like the story has ended when you finally fight your way to the end of the main game. You'll have so many questions and the game refuses to answer any of them. Why does Freddy help you? What's the deal with Vanny? Why are there like 6 different endings to the game and which one is the canon one? "Figure it out yourself," answers Security Breach, without giving you enough cohesive clues to even attempt to do so.
This is where I was going to write about how poorly the game introduces "difficulty" over the course of its runtime, but I couldn't do it without ranting about how insanely frustrating and broken Chica is. Just know that 9 times out of 10 you're going to be blaming the game for killing you rather than feeling it was you who failed to adapt to an increase in challenge.
Security Breach lives in my head almost every day because I spent 45 bucks on it last year and I still can't stop imagining how much better it could have been. In the end, the most fun you will have with this game is just watching someone else play it on YouTube. You can watch some other sucker struggle with the game-breaking bugs and 300 staff bots and it won't even cost you a dime.
It's fun to run around the Pizzaplex and discover some weird hallway that leads to a bakery or a hair salon that could have been missed entirely, but that just demonstrates how poorly laid out the mall is in relation to the storied path in the game. Your wonder and amazement is replaced with you wishing that the area was better fleshed out and presented with more purpose. Every collectible you find gives you that satisfaction of achievement as you now feel justified in your excessive exploration, but then you're reminded that this is your 7th novelty t-shirt and it's just going to spend the rest of the game hidden behind a buggy menu tab with the other 50 useless pngs you've found.
One of FNAF's greatest hooks is its story, but even that feels unsatisfying. Its overly ambiguous nature means you won't even feel like the story has ended when you finally fight your way to the end of the main game. You'll have so many questions and the game refuses to answer any of them. Why does Freddy help you? What's the deal with Vanny? Why are there like 6 different endings to the game and which one is the canon one? "Figure it out yourself," answers Security Breach, without giving you enough cohesive clues to even attempt to do so.
This is where I was going to write about how poorly the game introduces "difficulty" over the course of its runtime, but I couldn't do it without ranting about how insanely frustrating and broken Chica is. Just know that 9 times out of 10 you're going to be blaming the game for killing you rather than feeling it was you who failed to adapt to an increase in challenge.
Security Breach lives in my head almost every day because I spent 45 bucks on it last year and I still can't stop imagining how much better it could have been. In the end, the most fun you will have with this game is just watching someone else play it on YouTube. You can watch some other sucker struggle with the game-breaking bugs and 300 staff bots and it won't even cost you a dime.