my ymca is like this

being a fan of late 90s - early 2000s konami is great because now you get to see all your favorite IPs be neglected and ruined by people that have no idea what made these series great.

im charles-maxxing

what alan wake 2 wishes it could be

walk around a planet for hours at 20 fps??? YES, SIR!!!! 15 MORE YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT, PLEASE!!!!!!

god i wish niko was real

Tommy, I'm gonna need you to assassinate the President of the United States.

this happened to me once

What a stupid little boy.

Yeah I'm a Fire Emblem baby, what about it? What's that? "Awakening and 3H aren't true FE games"? You want me to play your shitty little Super Famicom RPG? Sorry pal, can't hear you over this fire ass story and gameplay, you can keep your baby little pixel games.

Rhythm games are like ketamine to me

The magnum opus of video games that make you think "i guess im kinda having fun"

Goron Frenam

I pushed so many people into oncoming traffic to catch the legendary pokemons