master chief has rendered balls. i loved seeing them sway in the wind as he uses the new grapple hook ability!

I ripped off all my carpet because of how good this game is

I unleash my persona upon homeless people and rip them to shreds

Every second I played this game a strand of my hair would fall off.

I BLJ'd up the Capital's staircase on January 6th 2021

Happy Chaos should be in every game ever

this game has a lot of flaws and i understand why people dont like it but holy shit it just clicked with me and i love it so much