when wreck it ralph came out, i saw it in theaters with friends and when qbert came on screen i shouted "oh my god it's qbert". needless to say, i don't get any pussy. also this game sucks

this game reminds me of dog shit and getty images

some guy wrote a review on rateyourmusic about how he smoked weed and played this while listening to bjork and honestly i have been chasing that lifestyle ever since

never played the story i just gamble all my money away on the horse races then get blown up by some cunt in a helicopter

im stuck inside the tree. help where do i go

day n nite, the shitty pokemon seem to come out at night

glad it starts with a tutorial stage so you can see how horribly mighty controls and immediately bin it

the hammer bro in 8-4 can go fuck himself

how do they never run out of gas

can sony give me a good game for my 60 quid playstation plus subscription. idk just throw me a bone, anything

i have to follow an ign walkthrough while playing this game but it lowkey rules if you ignore the fact that it's shit

going to walk past somebody with streetpass so it gives them my 9/11 recreation level

"welp, when things get tough might as well get in the truck" (read this in an american southern accent)

piss poor tetris. for shame

need more cat games