impactzack
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Snoot Game
2021
i think its really funny that one guy really wanted to fuck the main character from GVH that he tried pulling a reverse pink triangle, i just wish he didnt have to make everyone else suffer through this trite bullshit full of dated /v/ references and his opinions on trans/nb people to do so when he could just get some drawf*g on /v/ to make everything for him. 4chan peaked with kawata shojo and will never reach that high ever again.
This review contains spoilers
just like being on a swim team: you get the bad ending if you don’t bring your goggles
Persona 3 Reload
2024
Atlus make P3E next I dare you
Tsukihime
2000
Review of Arcueid's route:
Pretty neat except that time I had to read about 3 different states of being a vampire for the 10th time
Realizing I did not turn on the porn censor thingy made part of this game like a RE4 QTE lol
Pretty neat except that time I had to read about 3 different states of being a vampire for the 10th time
Realizing I did not turn on the porn censor thingy made part of this game like a RE4 QTE lol
Serious Sam II
2005
serious stuff got a little goofy
i am literally marisa in real life
Balatro
2024
i'm going to become the joker
Alan Wake II
2023
-direct sequel that's notably different in tone and style from its predecessor
-two different campaigns that are both required to fully understand the story
-one of the playable characters is a female government agent
-there's a dark doppelganger of the main protagonist
-important story moments are punctuated with butt rock anthems by the developer's in-house band
this is just finnish sonic adventure 2
-two different campaigns that are both required to fully understand the story
-one of the playable characters is a female government agent
-there's a dark doppelganger of the main protagonist
-important story moments are punctuated with butt rock anthems by the developer's in-house band
this is just finnish sonic adventure 2
Snoot Game
2021
op should have been bullied more
Persona 3 Reload
2024
"p3 best story p4 best characters p5 best gameplay" mfs are gonna have a problem now that this game has the best in all of these