i'm sorry i got this game just for Killer

oh you know this game is not good.

it gets a bonus half-star for being one of the few games my non-gaming mother has played of her own volition. incredibile.

my heart is just full of so many feelings. i have a crush on so many characters (and one literal statue)

i'm also not over Riku's voice just being Like That

excellent dating simulator. I married Azama and i've never been happier-- huh? what do you mean, "this is a strategy RPG" ??

as much as i enjoy the characters and the music, i feel like the game tries to do too much at once, to the point it becomes overwhelming and exhausting.

this game made me cry because a blacksmith missed his mom

play this with a friend if you can!

This review contains spoilers

the combat gameplay is far improved from the first game's "rock paper scissors", feeling less random and more strategic.

that said, as much as i enjoyed the game, there was one disappointment for me: Oltura. for the majority of the story, it seemed that Oltura's spectacular, tentacular appendages pointed it to being a kind of eldritch, squid-like elder dragon, something like Nakarkos. now, I love Nakarkos. I wanted to love Oltura.

but when you finally face it proper, Oltura turns out to be...just a dragon. not even a very large one; it's no bigger than your Rathalos pal.
fighting it is a major pain as well, for a number of reasons:
-- Oltura's moves hit like a truck, and a lot of them hit the whole team. when its wings unfurl, it can attack multiples times a round. remember your healing items, bc i know i didn't for the first few attempts.
-- Oltura has an unavoidable supermove in the final phase, which outright forces you to take the damage and lose hearts. because you and your Monsties share your Heart Health, you lose two hearts from this attack. you have to have made it to the final phase without losing even one heart, or you'll have to restart the fight again.
-- for Plot Reasons, Kyle's your companion for the fight, but as a Bow user he's not optimal for DPS. that, and you can't control other humans, they more-or-less run on RNG.
-- I did manage to defeat Oltura at one point, but the game then crashed trying to load the next cutscenes. I was furious.

by the time i'd finally beaten Oltura and got it to stick, all the energy i had for the game was pretty much spent.

to say nothing of the voice direction; it's decent, but my god, the localisation team couldn't think of anything better than Make Reverto Talk Like A California Surfer Dude? really doing my husband such a disservice...

the character models aged very well for an original xbox release, and the story had a very promising start. i only wish the plot could have stayed on the "what's good vs what's right" theme the whole way through though.

literally all i remember about this game is this:
"why are you crying?"
"pokemon..."

this is the only FF game I've ever cared for

literally the only thing i remember about this game is that it taught me the phrase "milf"

you get to be a goose and cause trouble around a sleepy village. what more do you need?

you can play as a dog, a skeleton, a Tree,
you can cultivate an army of Birds,
it's like three dollars on Steam