63 reviews liked by jake


the beginning was fun but i eventually got bored halfway through the gameđź‘Ť

Without a doubt one of my greatest and most impactful video game experience. Still can't replay it, since playing it can almost feel traumatic. Beautiful but dreadful story, told through one of the most technically beautiful game ever.

this is the only war sim game that should have ever existed and it makes you feel like you have a big ass dick when you're hitting people with clubs and selling them to slavers

this game sucks but i like the vibe and its fun if you have another person also the progression is really good which is kind of rare for a tower defense game but thats because ever tower defense game anyone has ever played is a flash game made by a 15 year old in highschool 20 years ago

if you get excited when its time to do chores path of exile is for you

this game rules and it didnt over stay its welcome you shoot some portals do a few puzzles and thats IT no extended talking sequences or some bullshit where you have to twiddle thumbs and wait for the game it just rules

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME DO THE PUZZLES! I WANT TO DO THE PUZZLES PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME!!!!

i like games about killing people and this shit rules its all the same with slightly harder variables but fuckkk i love killing people