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Guild Wars 2
2012
you can only walk around the map ticking off little squares on your map for so long before you start to have an existential crisis
Free Realms
2009
I could see this having been a lot more successful had it been microtransaction-based instead of subscription-based. Compared to what I understood as an MMO at the time, this felt so different and fresh.
There was a focus on character customization, exploring, and doing different kinds of activities: bashing mobs over the head was actually a rather small part of the game. Plus, the entire game was really cute.
There was a focus on character customization, exploring, and doing different kinds of activities: bashing mobs over the head was actually a rather small part of the game. Plus, the entire game was really cute.
Every Zero Escape Game:
Protag: Ow, my ass hurts-
Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain or TAP
Protag: I’d TAP that-
Character: Say we took two asses, and we both slapped them really hard, there’d be a 56.000079% chance that one of them won’t feel it. That pain didn’t just get absorbed by the ass tissue, it’s being transported to the future. They call people who don’t feel Ass pain until later…TAPers…I wonder…if they could transport ass pain to someone else-
Zero: Ive injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.
Protag: Ow, my ass hurts-
Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain or TAP
Protag: I’d TAP that-
Character: Say we took two asses, and we both slapped them really hard, there’d be a 56.000079% chance that one of them won’t feel it. That pain didn’t just get absorbed by the ass tissue, it’s being transported to the future. They call people who don’t feel Ass pain until later…TAPers…I wonder…if they could transport ass pain to someone else-
Zero: Ive injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.
God of War Ragnarök
2022
God of Snore Ragnarock Me to Sleep
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