honestly don't get the hate this game gets, i can play one of my favorite games on an ipad and it runs perfectly??? that alone deserves 5 stars idc

4 aspiring actors and comedians having a side hustle in West Hollywood supporting their careers??? can’t believe sega predicted uber

the cars literally look like the cover art of vroom vroom?? disco ball being the best track ever???? i love this game sm this one is for the girls and the gays

a gay icon was born

my friend asked me to go to her house so to beat this game with her she then proceeded to berate me for the next 3 hours because i kept falling off the plane it ended up with me crying in front of the tv screaming im sorry while cooking some fucking blueberry pancakes

the game was okay but the song was iconic

completely baseless theory but there is a huge dichotomy of people who play this franchise and people who enjoy vanilla missionary sex

yes you can go perpendicular to the road and drift at 120mph and yes this is one of the best racing games ever

the cities of tomorrow dlc is the peak of fantasy city building

who tf asked for this

oh my gawd they made it even better??????

it feels like it started as an ironic idea and they lost the plot at some point. it reduces characters into basic gay stereotypes and the daddy kink becomes the punchline. the writing couldn't decide if it wants to be a meme or not. pretty basic dating sim with questionable motives

sims 3 but they live at the wii sports resort

omfg i remember what pissed me off the most was that the players can send a reaction at the end of match, the sarcastic thumbs up truly sent me into an orbit every time, the original emote if you will

replaying mario games because i never understood the appeal i still don’t but that’s okay