fumbling the bag simulator. c suite clearly got involved and the game is exponentially worse off for it

i like some of the yakuza games, what the fuck do they know about side-scrolling, 2d beat-em-ups?

hilariously stupid, like, so uniquely stupid, but it's a pretty good time

man.

not convinced this wasn't mining crypto on my pc, but that's a fair price to pay for funny dog

oh they were smoking somehing FIERCE

soundtrack goes unreasonably hard, perfect zen game, cannot recommend enough

occasionally drawn out, but this story is somehow more pertinent today than it was in '97. these characters, this score, this world - it's all just too fucking good, and a 100 million dollar coat of paint sure as hell reminds you of that.

is it perfect? no, but dear god does it get you feeling every conceivable emotion possible. tetsuya nomura has done it again.

truly one of the most derranged things ever, i'm actually shocked how much the va's committed to this

FACT: 99% of gamblers quit right before they win big.

played this for free and i still feel ripped off

a 3 centimeter fall kills you, this might be the most extreme fall damage ever

really makes you feel like george w. bush's strongest solider in iraq

drunk driving: the game