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I really wish I could listen to Asgore's theme again without singing "Kanye West he likes big fingers in his ass"

aesthetically its great, literally every part of actually interacting with it is borderline unbearable.

Even as a buggy unfinished product, this game slaps the upmost dick and is the peak of the series.

IIIIIIIIIN GALACTIC CONQUEST

Brink

2011

hahahahahaha this fucking game

haha weeeee fludd machine go blubblubblubblubblub

a friend's dumbass friend swears this is the greatest game of all time, and any game you can think of Ark has that game's mechanics but better. All I know is I walked around for a bit, built a small hut, carried my own shit in my hands at 10fps, jumped into the water and fell out the bottom of the map and alt+f4'd

If you read the game's name aloud, it actually says "diddy's conquest"

My dad stopped playing with me when I learned how to drift boost and he refused to let me show him how. Also it pissed him off when I just had Wario and Waluigi swap seats and they'd just go WAH, WEH, WAH, WEH

Wasn't most of this game just running around as Obi-Wan beating the shit out of drug dealers?

Couldn't finish the game, too scary

Meet me on the ski resort map with the tram that circles the map, snipers only no Oddjob.