bros i think the coke is kicking in

RELAX SAID THE NIGHTMAN
WE ARE PROGRAMMED TO RECEIVE
YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE
BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY MY BED IS IN RUINS

i feel like i'm playing quake in a bath-salts induced state of pure rage

this game does some polybius shit to my brain. i flip my CRT on its side and then black out for 3 hours and suddenly i can get through like 3/4ths of it with the change in my back pocket

i keep telling my friends to yop on fightcade and they won't listen

why are we psy-opping middle schoolers into esoteric fetishes now

set this game up and bring it to your next friend group discord VC it's a life-changing experience and you'll only end up with a little brain cancer

this is some lovecraftian nightmare shit. i will never forgive what this game has done to me and my friends. this is the worst classic sonic game and if you want to defend it to me i'm going to break into your house at night and stab you in the throat

this game does some jedi mind trick shit to me it fuckin sucks so much dick but i keep replaying it every other week

this game stupid as hell

why did i think this shit was entertaining back in like 2018 i swear this is pure Quirky Essence and hamfisted philosophical bullshit crammed into a few hours tops with some furry bait character designs to sand the edges off. toby fox is a fucking hack

this game is actually legitimately good i can't do a meme review because i'll look like a braindead oneyplays fan coasting on the funny man with hands on head meme. post the image of the cosplayer and say it's andrew one more time, i dare you, i double dare you motherfucker

REAL RACING ROOTS NINETY NINE IN

HELTERRRRRRRRRRRR SKELTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR