oh no everyone is hot

turns out this dating sim has a pretty compelling action minigame attached

Oooooh so this is what 50 cent was singing about in "In Da Club"!!
I always wondered what was going on in there.

played this in class one time and people kept drawing dicks so the teacher made us all sit in silence

Game’s probably okay idfk but it gets 5 stars for its legacy: an extremely funny wave of Starship Troopers discourse

I called this game comfy and one of my friends called me a freak. I don't care, it's comfy

"Chrissy, how the hell did you manage to fuck up dis bad? Now look where we are, we're in a fuckin' PS2 prerendered cutscene!"

"I'm sorry, Ton', the fuck am I s'posed to do about it?"

Yakuza 8

best police simulator of any game i've played before. the mentally ill never see the beatings coming.

i want rosalina to ram me with her bike at 200cc speed killing me instantly

You can literally mod in child exploitation, orgies, executions, guns, dating, real-estate, better graphics, a better story, and a whole new region and still get bored of this game within 30 minutes.

It's impressive.

the only game where you can send yoshi to yugoslavia

Looking up what happened to this game after you found it interesting back in 2015 is like asking someone why a restaurant you enjoyed closed down and the said person telling you that restaurant was actually a front for the mafia

The elevator began to shake, vibrating with motion.

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