Amazon warehouse simulator

The existence of Nagito Komaeda has caused irreparable damage to human civilization.

Using actual strategy during battles: 😒
Selectively positioning characters near each other so that they reach A-support faster and your ships become canon at the end of the game: 😀

PHALANGE FEET

Vore in Pac Man, inflation in Dig Dug; Namco were into some kinky stuff in the early 80's.

Dr. Mario needs his medical license revoked immediately. A patient comes into his office with a virus, and Mario's first response is to pour dozens of random pills into their stomach. He just has to hope that the drugs kill the viruses before they completely fill the patient's stomach, overflow into their throat and cause them to choke to death. How did this man get a PhD?

Very disappointed that I didn't get killed while playing this game like the news promised I would.

When I was in kindergarten, our computer lab instructor never actually taught us anything. Instead, she just let us play Kid Pix all day. One day, she disappeared and was replaced by someone else. Years later, I found out that she got arrested for embezzling money from the school. Anyways, Kid Pix is great.

I absolutely despised this game back when I was 10. My mother took me to Best Buy to get a game, and somehow I let her talk me into buying this. At the time, I was only able to buy a new game once every few months, so I was absolutely furious when I beat this game in less than five hours. Looking back, I don't think the game was actually that bad, but I still hold a personal vendetta against this shovelware Wii game.

They put Junko's big honkin' badonkers front and center on the title screen, so they did at least one thing right.

The game is fine, but I can never hear it's title without thinking of the Smash Bros announcer saying "Duh Cunt"

L block > I block. Fight me.

I let a friend borrow this game when we were nine and he never gave it back. The game wasn't that good, but I kind of want it back for nostalgic reasons.
It's been 14 years, Krish. Give me my game back. I don't care that you moved to Texas. The game is somewhere and I expect you to find it.

This is so fun. I wish sports were real.

The closest we've gotten to a new F-Zero game in nearly two decades.