In Metal Gear Solid you play as a man named Snake who wears a bandana and is a clone of another man named Snake who also wore a bandana, as well as the brother of another man named Snake who does not wear a bandana and is also blond. You fight a man named Ocelot who thinks he is a cowboy, as well as a man in a gas mask who knows what games you like, as well as an invisible ninja who makes an otaku pee himself, as well as an Alaskan shaman who carries a gatling gun on his back, as well as a blonde woman who has her tiddies out in sub-zero temperatures. You also become best friends with the otaku who pissed himself and can save a woman with a nice butt if you mash buttons fast enough. Also, there is a giant robot that shoots nukes, and the plot is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of how dominant and recessive genes work.

Despite all of this, Metal Gear Solid is a deeply impactful game, and I count it among my favorites.

Every day, my friend threatens gifting me this. I'm living in constant paranoid fear. Please help me.

Edit:

I finally caved and bought it myself. Better to go out my own way then let them get the final word.... I've been converted. Got all the trophies, beat it in a little over an hour. I am a Peppa Pig Stan now.