im not convinced people dont think the fromsoft shtick is getting a little old. i think people are scared to admit it because they’ll be told they’re bad at video games. even though this one adds the feature that if you walk around and collect enough golden spatulas you can make almost every boss a total chump and only for the first five hours does everything kill you in literally two hits. also this dlc made me realize i just dont care about elden ring lore at all. theres only one boss in this dlc with personality and i wiped him in two tries. the “fromsoft thing,” which is to say remaking dark souls every three years and giving it more bloat, is boring now.

phenomenal skyboxes though