Every time I try to restart my Unreal walkthrough I get amazed at how boring this game is, despite having very cool aesthetics and absolute banger of a soundtrack. I don't get people who think that getting lost is fun.

If you make me crawl through extensive sewer tunnels I'm fucking stealing something out of your house

This game has beautiful artstyle, cool gimmicks, charming characters, and bouncy butts. But holy shit, can it be a drag sometimes.

I want to break into Hideki Kamiya's house and burn all his Space Harrier copies.

Nice game with interesting plot twist. But whoever responsible for that final fight with two spinning things deserves to get bounty hunted.

This game has opposite of soul.

Best pinballvania.

It's fun to make guards shit themselves and shoot each other.

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