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Stellar Blade
2024
oh thats my weenie.
that my weenie becoming very big.
that my weenie becoming very big.
Stellar Blade
2024
I have no clue if this is still the last bastion of our culture war or if it’s too woke now so I’m giving it a 5/10 to average those two possibilities out
Fucking peak fiction grahhhhhh I literally was so happy with this before that last tip that ended me
Quake
1996
Quake 1 is the greatest FPS of all time and it was made essentially on accident by a group of extremely skilled people who could not stand eachother anymore cobbling something together. Quake 1 is the Fleetwood Mac - Rumours of videogames
Black Mesa
2015
they 'fixed' the MP5 and shotgun so instead of needing to rely on a whole arsenal of explosives, traps and weirdo guns you can just handle every single fight with two guns
they 'fixed' the HECU marines so instead of erratic freaks they just kinda stand around and impose a health tax if you look around a corner
they 'fixed' xen by making it look like it was trending on art station and replacing all the weird cool levels with Half-Life 2 puzzles for some godforsaken reason
they 'fixed' the HECU marines so instead of erratic freaks they just kinda stand around and impose a health tax if you look around a corner
they 'fixed' xen by making it look like it was trending on art station and replacing all the weird cool levels with Half-Life 2 puzzles for some godforsaken reason
Dark Cloud
2000
Interested in Dark Cloud but haven't played it yet?
Maybe it’s an all-time favorite and you want some more history?
Check out this “Prep Kit”, full of pre-release coverage, interviews, advertising and merchandise to get you in that Launch Day mindset!
https://goatedquest.blogspot.com/2024/04/068-dark-cloud-prep-kit.html
Let me help make every game you play feel brand new, no matter how old
Maybe it’s an all-time favorite and you want some more history?
Check out this “Prep Kit”, full of pre-release coverage, interviews, advertising and merchandise to get you in that Launch Day mindset!
https://goatedquest.blogspot.com/2024/04/068-dark-cloud-prep-kit.html
Let me help make every game you play feel brand new, no matter how old
Battletoads
1991
Interested in Battletoads but haven't played it yet?
Maybe you were the only kid on the block that could clear the Turbo Tunnel and you want to revisit the glory days?
Check out this Prep Kit! It's full of 1991 magazine coverage, Nintendo Power comics, advertising, art, and LOADS of merch all to help get you in that Launch Day mindset! There's even a TV Show pilot from 1992 in there, check it out:
https://goatedquest.blogspot.com/2024/04/069-battletoads-prep-kit.html
Let me help make every game you play feel brand new, no matter how old
Maybe you were the only kid on the block that could clear the Turbo Tunnel and you want to revisit the glory days?
Check out this Prep Kit! It's full of 1991 magazine coverage, Nintendo Power comics, advertising, art, and LOADS of merch all to help get you in that Launch Day mindset! There's even a TV Show pilot from 1992 in there, check it out:
https://goatedquest.blogspot.com/2024/04/069-battletoads-prep-kit.html
Let me help make every game you play feel brand new, no matter how old
I waited 7 years for Granblue Fantasy Relink and I can say that it has exceeded all expectations I had. By the middle of the story campaign I was jumping up and down with delight and screaming in awe at the spectacle of it all, also very glad that it has a long tail as for now I'm a bit burnt out but It'll be fun to come back periodically and find new characters ready to give me something brand new to sink my teeth into
On the first twilight, rejoice at the greatest of all time.
On the second twilight, those who remain shall experience the hallmark of media.
On the third twilight, those who remain shall praise the zenith of the medium.
On the fourth twilight, experience the apogee of creativity.
On the fifth twilight, experience the vertex of invention.
On the sixth twilight, experience the pinnacle of innovation.
On the seventh twilight, experience the epic of epics.
On the eighth twilight, experience the legend among legends.
On the ninth twilight, the gold standard of storytelling shall revive, and no 'mid' shall be left.
On the tenth twilight, at Journey's end, you shall attain to the power of Peak Fiction, once and for the last time.
Peak Fiction shall praise the wise and bestow four treasures.
One shall be 'Goat'.
One shall be 'Raw'.
One shall be 'Kino'.
One shall be 'Fire'.
Sleep peacefully, my beloved media, Peak Fiction.
On the second twilight, those who remain shall experience the hallmark of media.
On the third twilight, those who remain shall praise the zenith of the medium.
On the fourth twilight, experience the apogee of creativity.
On the fifth twilight, experience the vertex of invention.
On the sixth twilight, experience the pinnacle of innovation.
On the seventh twilight, experience the epic of epics.
On the eighth twilight, experience the legend among legends.
On the ninth twilight, the gold standard of storytelling shall revive, and no 'mid' shall be left.
On the tenth twilight, at Journey's end, you shall attain to the power of Peak Fiction, once and for the last time.
Peak Fiction shall praise the wise and bestow four treasures.
One shall be 'Goat'.
One shall be 'Raw'.
One shall be 'Kino'.
One shall be 'Fire'.
Sleep peacefully, my beloved media, Peak Fiction.
Murder Dog IV
2011
I admit not all the humor in Space Funeral hit me as hard as its contemporaries, but oh my god Murder Dog IV bridges the gap. I was simply not prepared for the masterful wordsmithing Thecatamites employs here, opening on "My Thirst For Blood Remains Voluminous" sets a high bar for dialogue that stays its ground for however many iterations of the trial you decide to play.
