People are talking about this game like it called a drone strike on their nan's house.

I put 400 hours into this so I'll cut to the chase to let new players know what they're in for.

You'll grind to get new gear to grind to get new gear.
That's the entire game.

The combat and movement are smooth enough that you'll mindlessly keep doing it but sooner or later you'll find out how soul-sucking and vapid this game actually is.

Like learning a new language but the language started throwing hands.

This plays like a 6-hour Game Jam game from someone that calls themselves the "quirky one" in their group of friends.

Incapable of separating this game and its source material from the TF2 fan-fiction version that I read when I was sixteen.

Bayonetta ran so that Bayo 2 could walk.

Game cartridge hard coded to detonate inside your 3DS upon learning that you are left handed.