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I was watching my partner play this game, and they rage-quit once Shelby got beat up in the Sex Club. It's quite funny watching from a backseat perspective because I can just watch them get frustrated at the same things that frustrated me when I played this game around release. I feel confident enough in saying Quantic Dream games lose a lot of their charm once you replay it, especially once you just gamify the CYOA aspect of it. "Let me just restart and see what happens if I miss this QTE ".

This is my new favorite game. You should play it

It's been a journey of give and take: whenever I was really in the flow, it always managed to find a way to snap me out; and whenever I was losing my grip, it always found a way to yank me back in. Every great aspect of the game had its evil antagonistic clone that wasn't *equally* bad, but powerful enough to hurt the game's stronger points. Each great and charming character obscured by a slurry of aggravating witnesses, with humour that at a moment's notice can swing between genuinely funny and aggravating to even mash through. The great drama, spectable and flow of the trials broken by how abruptly they can grind to a halt when they demand the use of details from earlier conversations that have absolutely no record in the moment. And the compelling stories, themes and character arcs numbed by all my problems dragging me out of the experience as they grew harder to ignore.

I'm happy to concede that some of this stems from my own personal problems. I'm not incredibly attentive and my memory isn't very good, so a lot of the details I forgot might have been easier to keep track of for others. For similar reasons I felt like I had to push through most of the cases in one day, which naturally led to a lot of fatigue especially in the longer cases. Problems that started out feeling small but only got larger and more gnashing as I pushed through, to the point where even as I was watching the (probably really good) climax to the trilogy, I couldn't shake my resulting lack of investment and the feeling that I only finished it up out of obligation more than anything else. All that said, I did have more fun with the games than I'm probably letting on - I think the fact that I cleared three of them despite my brain's impressive resistance to everything these games expect from you speaks for itself.

I was a bit hesistant to post this considering most of it is dedicated to me talking about how challenging I found the silly lawyer games on a highly personal level but I don't think it holds any less 'merit' just because of that. We can try to ignore and talk around it but ultimately our own personalities and preferences are going to affect how we view and engage with anything, and that goes as much for my highly-personal musings as much as somebody else's ostensibly 'objective' review. Besides, I think stupid people deserve a voice as well <3

from the horizon, a dog slowly approaches with a "haters gonna hate" walk, looks straight into your soul and utters "I can't use those things together!"

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DR2 really fleshes itself out more with its cast, cases, writing, and everything in between while completely upping the absurdity of everything that’s going on, and becomes even self-aware at times which for something like this, could easily lose itself trying to do. It’s still cringe but it’s slightly more unapologetically cringe and that’s okay.

Bonus: Chiaki is the realest mf in there and she’s probably one of my favorite characters in fiction now.

Me always knew the final game in the trilogy would end up with Sam ending inside Max after milking him. It was the clear the foreshadowing was pointing at

Never thought a game would personally attack me for being a "Click on Everything" whore. Felt so... vulnerable

Ever since last Eid, I've been trying to complete this game. Slowly chipping away at this game, but now It's finally complete. The premise has always stuck out to me. Though, this game starts to show its flaws the further you go. It's a game designed for bus rides to school, for the long car rides to grandma house, not for the long binge sessions I'm usually accustomed to.

After fighting the grueling fight against Articuno, the cracks started to show. With the party you randomly amassed, dungeoneering starts to feel like a clusterfuck. Especially with the map covering the screen. Though, it might just not be for me

If only fast travel was a thing, would make trying to bug, people, make them puke, see how old they are and make them masturbate unicorns much easier.