Me: oh cool this is fun, so cute, gonna go find stuff now
shovel, net, fishing pole, slingshot, legs, arms, neck break in your path
Me: ...

here is my review of OoT in 2020

Stolen from me when I was 12 and I have yet to recover emotionally from such a traumatic event.

Come for the hard as balls gameplay, leave during the incredibly garbage story.

Jaded demon dude goes on an island retreat and simps for a chick who is partly the reanimated corpse of his mother.

The pleb filter of the Mario franchise

Timeless is the only appropriate word for the first entry of the Prime trilogy.

No.

look at all those eggman robots

Too cool for school and too cool for you, wicked combos await in this classic title. Also the GOAT vidya OST.

Not worth it even for the mere novelty. Made for those with a penchant for masochism.