I would've given this game a 3 1/2 stars at the very least had it not been for Lukas

somehow got lost after playing for ten minutes

this game got me through quarantine and I really gotta say Atlus SNAPPED when they created Akechi. it's incredible, actually, that someone walked into the board meeting when they were pitching character ideas for Persona 5 and said "okay sisters. we need to create the fruitiest guy imaginable but also make him feral and kind of pathetic but in a sexy way" and everyone clapped and cheered and cried because the idea was so genius. they did that. they really did that. and they did it for US.

anyway I wanna throw Akechi against a wall

Atlus did me so dirty by making a character as beautiful and gorgest and perfect as Joker and then saying I couldn't let him kiss a boy. just pLEASE let him kiss the boys. they're RIGHT. THERE. FUCK

This game is so weird and obscure and I don't even know if I actually finished it because I played it when I was probably 7 or 8 but I think about it all the time

This review contains spoilers

Imagine if you met satan and he turned out to be just some guy