naughty dog games really are all exactly the same and all completely horrible. badly written, horribly designed mess of a game.

the best video game about an apocalypse?

i will never stop giving robert yang games 5* reviews, this i promise.

honestly tho 'sex game made partly to fuck with Twitch's community guidelines that turns into moving and sad exploration of institutional homophobia' is really something so special it demands 5 stars. what an amazing piece of work!!!

absolutely adored this at the time, would be interested to go back and give it a replay now his style has matured a bit. not to say this one is immature but yknow, it's been 10 years and he's done a Lot of stuff in that time!!!

sorry folks this one is boring as shit

british lads hit each other with chairs

this is what games are for!!!!!

i just love Atmosphere games, is all

2014

one of the best horror games ever made

the only good fallout game (isometric fallout fans start screaming at me) the oNLY GOOD FALLOUT GAME

i knew this website would be okay when i came to this page and most of the reviews were like "it sucks!"

i'm just gonna post the Arcane Kids manifesto and let it speak for itself:
- shut up about video games
- the fastest way to the truth is a joke
- stop listening to advice
- start your own scene
- art isn't about giving people what they want
- do NOT call us punk
- communities need spaces to grow
- fuck formalism
- fuck puzzles
- play with structure
- bad is more interesting than good
- the purpose of gameplay is to hide secrets
- make games u wish 2 see on the dreamcast

https://arcanekids.com/manifesto#=

billions of dollars have been spent on sparkly neon cityscapes for AAA games which haven't been 10% as effective as this little slice of perfect Atmosphere

was going to hit this with 4.5 stars and then i remembered it's a perfect game actually. absolute masterpiece, still hasnt been bested all these years later.

hope you like pressing the A button literally one billion times just to make your slow idiot character move at a pace above a saunter. also its racist and badly written and boring.