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I played this with my boyfriend for like 30 minutes on his jet engine sounding PlayStation 4, I had all the best gear, and I still sucked ass at it and so we went back to playing Rainbow Six Siege and having gay sex.

lend me 50,000 yen

aesthetically very reminiscent of jrpgs of its contemporary from the late 90s with a cool as fxck aesthetic ala racing lagoon. chapter select is depicted as dj deck cant get any cooler than that. the way the assets are put together throughout the vn with the portraits of the characters, backgrounds, and dialogue placed/layered throughout the screen gives off the feeling of a real time evidence board mixed with surveillance recordings; fitting for a story about solving crimes. plot being broken up by cases with an accompanying evidence report chapter is a good way for the story to maintain mystery while also delivering just enough information so the player isn't too lost. it is almost like the player themselves is also a detective trying to figure it all out. it got to the point where i became one of the characters with how seamless i would wake up and log on to the computer to read my emails and feed my pet turtle. dialogue got me actually laughing out loud and the ost is effective. however, its age shows with how clunky the controls were during the exploration and puzzle bits which took a bit to get used to but became second nature eventually. i welcomed how slow the game was sometimes but i do understand that it is not for everybody. imperfect game but the imperfect can be considered perfect by virtue of its imperfection (lol) so thank you Grasshopper Manufacture Inc. recommend if u wanna be cool tho cuz only cool people played this game

i googled the nearest cliff to jump off after finishing this game

This review was written before the game released

My brother who worked at Square Enix stated in his death bed that Square Enix will have the dragons unlocked via NFTs.

Also that 7R Part II will have sex between…

And then he died. R.I.P. Joshee Joe.

Wife caught me doing the spanking QTE

They don't make gay cyberpunk fiction like this anymore

what the fuck did i just play? all i know is that it was amazing.