SLICING
DICING
MASHING
MISS PEACHES IS
CAT FOOD

yeah the ending is very weird and funny but this game is also actually kind of interesting. I don't like the aesthetic they were going for, it feels like it's trying too hard to look like a shitty mid-2000s animated kids movie but there's some cool technology in here at least. Like, they clearly put a lot of effort into this really stupid shitty game. The game generally feels like a playable shitpost though. There's constant fart and poopy doodoo shit jokes everywhere, like even in the infamous ending the dog just farts and the bad guy dies. As a connoisseur of feces I appreciated it to an extent but it feels so out of place when the game feels like it's trying to be like a Pixar movie or something. But the character is also just some smart ass so I don't know what they were going for.

Other noteworthy things to say... the cities look like silent hill sometimes for some reason. Some of the music is weirdly, uh, good. Like, bopping. There's this one song that's like doomp doomp doomp doomp doomp doomp. It's good, I swear. This game feels like it should have a cult audience because of how bizarre certain aspects of it are but actually playing it is pretty whatever. I didn't actually play this thing I just used some cheat menu and had fun with broken cutscenes and shit. I recommend you do the same with some friends if you're curious, and then skip to the end levels because they're fucking weird. Anyways, I'm sure Phil Harrison is very proud of this game.