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うわー、仕事はなんて長い一日なんだろう。冷たいビールの時間 ...
does some cool stuff with the expected post PT vibe. funny & a lil scary :0)
the canon phantom liberty ending is such a good way to build on the V-johnny dynamic ... if they excised all the arasaka fluff from the main plot this would be just about as perfect as it can get. lots to say and i dont wanna say any of it for free on this platform ;—) i am however very excited to announce judy and i will be getting married and yes invitations ARE in the mail
2023
if ur ok w the machine translation get on this one early — vibe CITY, the music is crazy & the art/UI are gorg.
2023
karaoke minigame was busted & when i realized what the plot was i dipped. not saying they shouldnt have or cant make their games about whatever subject matter they want blah blah blah — just not interested
2023
cute — not enough chewy weird mechanics to put this above the coffee shop one, but i clicked with it more than the karaoke. that one felt BADD. i think they left some scares on the table here if im being honest tho
sergios tape is FIRE !!!!!
no ma'am.
2023
life support vibes. secondhand "style" w no totality of vision
adult videogame
2023
my sweet boy moses .......... my SON
2022
readymade HD découpage vibes will filter many ... those who persevere will find thorough empathy, spurts of bad taste, evil priest who looks exactly like morrissey, pulp morality, mystical cats, what exactly it means to "care" for another person, and a million smoked cigs
2023
impressed by the stark, self-consciously OMINOUS presentation here, and the writing is solid, genre-literate, & overheated in the right places. there are WAY worse noir stories out there tbqh. loretta herself is compelling and layered but everybody else is v v flat, which only rly works with margaret.
outside the narrative design (which is great, to be clear — especially love the moments where u can choose to do something irreversibly unhinged) this is kinda shitty as a videogame; like why can't i click to move around and why are the chapters broken up with halfhearted captcha minigames? for a game about a housewife there is basically no attempt made to simulate the mundane detail of loretta's existence. but these are relatively minor problems; the result of insecurity abt making a visual novel more than anything else
outside the narrative design (which is great, to be clear — especially love the moments where u can choose to do something irreversibly unhinged) this is kinda shitty as a videogame; like why can't i click to move around and why are the chapters broken up with halfhearted captcha minigames? for a game about a housewife there is basically no attempt made to simulate the mundane detail of loretta's existence. but these are relatively minor problems; the result of insecurity abt making a visual novel more than anything else
yo i never fucked wayne i never fucked drake on my life man fuck's sake if i did i'd menage with em and let em eat my ass like a cupcake
2023
immerse urself in perfect stasis courtesy of the insatiable breast milk fiends at blizzard. u will always be two levels below the evilest demon in your area. u will respec and upgrade and +5% Crit Chance your third eye wide open ... the ideal video game budget is gigantic enough to eliminate poverty in a major metropolitan area. the ideal video game is a lifestyle choice, like equinox or erewhon. the ideal video game is a subscription to more of itself ... forever ... ! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON! I LOVE HOLDING THE X BUTTON!
edit: its august 7 and im still playing. i keep hitting X girl... they got me — they got me — Its too late ...
edit: its august 7 and im still playing. i keep hitting X girl... they got me — they got me — Its too late ...