wiibeanz
2019
where have you been............... been searching all along............
peak, gaming has never been the same, there has never been another protagonist that has reached the same level or had a fraction of as much cultural and sociological impact as dr. kawashima
and if i said best zelda ost.......
2011
peak, 10/10, should have been game of the year
2010
party phil appears in my nightmares and asks me if i would like to hear how this game is played and if i say no he throws me into the volcano from board game island
genuinely scarier than any resident evil or silent hill game
every rhythm game made since 2007 wishes they could live up to the masterpiece that was this game's band minigame
burger town
if you use the words "best girl" unironically you do not deserve human rights
the people hated jesus because he spoke the truth and my truth is that dimitri's route is the weakest of the main three amen
2017
woahohohohoahhhoohaaahohhohhhohohoh caught in a bad romance
they could not have been more obviously trying to get me to finish this game's story in a timely manner and yet......... took me five years to get to ganon
zelda girl i am so sorry but the side quests were calling my name i hope you understand
zelda girl i am so sorry but the side quests were calling my name i hope you understand
2017
so joyous and wonderful and whimsical and exactly what a mario game should be.
this game has been out for what will soon be SEVEN years and yet i never get tired of playing it. i pick it up at least once a year and the section in new donk city where pauline is just tearing it the fuck up at the festival with the accompanying classic 2D mario platforming section NEVER GETS OLD. i don't think i've ever encountered a game that had more replay value than this and it's so delightful.
if super mario odyssey has 0 fans alert the authorities because i have died.
this game has been out for what will soon be SEVEN years and yet i never get tired of playing it. i pick it up at least once a year and the section in new donk city where pauline is just tearing it the fuck up at the festival with the accompanying classic 2D mario platforming section NEVER GETS OLD. i don't think i've ever encountered a game that had more replay value than this and it's so delightful.
if super mario odyssey has 0 fans alert the authorities because i have died.
off the hook how i've missed you
2022
I'M CRACKED!!!!!!!!!! GET THE DAPPLE DUALIES IN MY HANDS AND I CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!