10 reviews liked by wintermelon


Really cute and gendered game but damn I played the Pop Team Epic one and then a schoolgirl kept getting her panties exposed and I was like naaaah.

Also this game is really hard especially since I don't play rhythm games.

dude it would suck to be born in the ff5 world people name their kids shit like mid

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

RIIIIDIIIIING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

I loved the part when they engaged all over them.

Honestly some of the best FE combat in the series with a wonderful ability to wild characters. Loveable cast even if they are a little simple sometimes. The story/writing is weaker in some spaces but its enough for me to be okay with I think.

After all of it, I still love fire emblem a lot and this game is another reason.

ALSO BANGER UPON BANGER IN THIS GAME FR

still so bizarre that the entirety of fe twitter tried to convince the world that this game sucks for like 3 years. like what was up w that

You know how FE combat is pretty bad when it’s just “bunch of blue units against bunch of red units” because you can aggro the red units one by one with a tank, clean house with the other blues, move the tank up one space, spam end turn until it’s over, and that’s why FE thrives when map design, enemy compositions, chests and valuables, recruitable NPCs you don’t want to kill with a counterattack, turn limits, enemy AI, map objectives and win conditions run directly counter to that?
What if we removed all of that and made a merge units mechanic that doubles your stats in a game with low level DnD campaign tier numbers that further benefits the spam end turn strat?

You know how FE has three plots they recycle every few games? What if we put all of them in at once, having the astoundingly high number of around NINE chapters each to start, develop and conclude?

At least they finally nailed menu management, cartridge blast processing technology makes animations a joy to watch and skip both, and whoever came up with the idea of having battle tracks being map themes with added instruments that switch in and out instantly deserves a Grammy

half way through playing this game, my mum came into my room to tell me she was divorcing my dad, left a kinda sour taste in my mouth tbh

A girl.... AND a tactician? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking on face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny bow knight shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of the Exalts Brand starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 3 ships full of dynamite crash into Walhart's fleet spilling enemy troops into the harbour BABY WANTS TO PROMOTE inhales from the Mila Tree honka honka honka honka casts Thoron furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

i dont know why they keep making fire emblem games when they should just keep putting this one out again like skyrim