the skill ceiling is unbelievable

99.9% of gamblers quit before winning big

i lost 1.7 billion chips

a masterpiece in some aspects. the only thing that bothers me are the footstep sounds. they just had to make them as annoying as possible

3 rubies for $1.99 is the biggest scam in nintendo history

the gameplay is okay but the dialogue makes me wanna gouge my eyes out

if you feel like giving up the ending is worth it. that's what this game taught me

much worse movement and level design than 64, anticlimactic ending, unclear objectives, idk bro. it was fun at times for sure, and the fludd mechanic is definitely cool, but please just play 64 or galaxy

shock value aside the writing is just awful

i don’t think I’ve smiled more while playing a video game

1.6 hog cycle and 2.6 golem sparky really make the game shine

nfts are dumb and you get a stupidly good advantage in all of the races if you spend thousands upon thousands of dollars. as a game with other people it's the worst example of pay to win in history

i cant stop playing im an addict all i want is my wife and kids to come back please someone help me out of this rabbit hole i cant leave no matter how hard i try its unbearable

it's fun until you go on gsp