Sat down to play it for a little while with my partner, 3 and a half hours went by in the blink of an eye. The next day we sat down to play at 3pm, stopped for dinner then started playing again and stopped at 11pm. Theres something about this game that just keeps you saying one more thing before we stop. I had so much fun with this game!
BAAAAAAAAAAH! (FUCK YES THIS IS AWESOME)
Gizmos!
The original was a lot better
es la mera definicion de videojuego, tu metete, ponte a hacer pendejadas y vas descubriendo cosas.
Buen juego si te quieres sentar y no pensar.
Esto y un blon 🚬
Ventajas:
- Mundo abierto con muchas cosas diferentes que hacer, si te gustan mucho los collectatons este juego es pa ti
- Curilla, mucha referencia a la cultura sin ser tan corny
- Wanky a proposito pero tampoco esta culero, se puede jugar bien.
Desventajas:
- Va medio raro en xbox
- Actividades bloqueadas en online, solo se pueden hacer con amigos
- Las misiones llegan a hacerse un poco repetitivas para el final
Buen juego si te quieres sentar y no pensar.
Esto y un blon 🚬
Ventajas:
- Mundo abierto con muchas cosas diferentes que hacer, si te gustan mucho los collectatons este juego es pa ti
- Curilla, mucha referencia a la cultura sin ser tan corny
- Wanky a proposito pero tampoco esta culero, se puede jugar bien.
Desventajas:
- Va medio raro en xbox
- Actividades bloqueadas en online, solo se pueden hacer con amigos
- Las misiones llegan a hacerse un poco repetitivas para el final
A vast improvement from the first game! Loads of fun, whacky physics, easy to jump into, and an entertaining story go alongside it. Also, quite a few references and parodies to other games and movies. Honestly, if you're looking for a game to jump in-between or just need a relaxing game, I recommend this. Yes. DEW IT
Now, I can definitely meet a meme game in the middle most of the time, but I do feel like this game wears itself thin just a little bit.
But then again, it's Goat Simulator, so...go nuts.
But then again, it's Goat Simulator, so...go nuts.
Pretty dumb fun
This feels more like what the Goat Sim devs wanted to progress to back with the Goat Sim 1 DLC content. As a whole the game isnt that different from the first game but everything's just more focused.
There's a weird plot, a final boss, a massive amount of customisation options, a wider variety of missions and objects and collectables and the map as a whole feels more lived in and expansive than any of the original maps. It all combines to make a much more fufilling game absolutely.
Sure its still a bit on the easy side and sure, despite all the improvements its still a bit on the glitchy side (and once again, some of the memes/jokes featured have already aged like goat butter on a windowsill)... But honestly its a blast for a one day run and done sort of game.
There's a weird plot, a final boss, a massive amount of customisation options, a wider variety of missions and objects and collectables and the map as a whole feels more lived in and expansive than any of the original maps. It all combines to make a much more fufilling game absolutely.
Sure its still a bit on the easy side and sure, despite all the improvements its still a bit on the glitchy side (and once again, some of the memes/jokes featured have already aged like goat butter on a windowsill)... But honestly its a blast for a one day run and done sort of game.
purely fun
top g kinda game. fun
Great game but not as good as goat simulator 2
Grab a friend and have some fun, it’s a great time
skyrim on crack
It's hard to sum up a game like Goat Simulator 3. You're in a goat in a huge sandbox world and you're just let loose to explore and cause mayhem.
Didn't like the changes to mutations and costumes from the first game at the beginning, but after finishing 3 I think it is a much better system. You can mix and match costume parts, some have powers, some are just cosmetic which means you can still have fun customizing your goat while having the best powers equipped.
They try to have a 'story' in this one but it's barely there and really only gives the game an intro and a final 'boss', otherwise the rest of the game is just running riot doing whatever you want.
Some of the funniest and best Easter eggs in modern games. But I wouldn't expect less from this series.
Didn't like the changes to mutations and costumes from the first game at the beginning, but after finishing 3 I think it is a much better system. You can mix and match costume parts, some have powers, some are just cosmetic which means you can still have fun customizing your goat while having the best powers equipped.
They try to have a 'story' in this one but it's barely there and really only gives the game an intro and a final 'boss', otherwise the rest of the game is just running riot doing whatever you want.
Some of the funniest and best Easter eggs in modern games. But I wouldn't expect less from this series.
This is probably one of the buggiest game I have played and wouldn’t ask for less
This game has no reason to go this hard. Great quest designs, awesome selection of equipment and accessories, and an awesome map. My favorite part of this game is randomly having large cargo boxes drop on my head due to the hurricane caused by 3 ballerina mannequins. 8.5/10. Would definetly reccomend.
GTA VI is no longer my most anticipated game after having played this masterpiece. I can only anticipate that Goat Simulator 4 will break records and change the entire gaming industry.
I feel like these types of games are awesome to take a break from everything and just mess with the physics engine and enjoy the humorous approach of the game. There is literally not that much of a story but gameplay is what makes this game good. I did not go for 100% as I would feel like I am overburdened and overwhelmed as I have already experienced some progress bugs. Apart from the technical bugs, the every other bug present in the game is literally a 'feature'.
Its alright. Its more Goat Sim if you liked the first. The quest system and everything gives a reason to play but the game doesnt offer that much more to the experience. Probably will pick it up again one day when i maybe try out the Multiplayer. Alone it gets a bit boring.
Quando um jogo propositalmente bullshit tem um mundo aberto mais vivo e mais interessante que 90% dos triple A modernos, vocĂŞ percebe que tem algo errado com a indĂşstria.
Enfim, jogo divertido. Da pra passar umas boas horinhas rindo e fazendo besteira
Enfim, jogo divertido. Da pra passar umas boas horinhas rindo e fazendo besteira
And I thought goat simulator 2 was peak, this game has cars and is even crazier
Not sure how much better a goat simulator sequel could have been
cinema.
Just a lot of fun, more stuff to do than in the first game and some of the scenarios are so ridiculous that you can’t help being entertained. Loved the references to other media splashed into the game too
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Banana ba ba baaaaaa! Ba? Baaaaa?!!
top tier gaming experience
As said in IndieEmblem’s review, this feels BETTER than the original and they are totally right. There are so many little things and changes that make this game more enjoyable than the originals.
Yes, it is a bit of a short game (took about 10 hours for me to experience everything) but the price is more than fair for this and I don’t feel like I’m wasting money on this. I just got it on sale for $20 which is a steal. This game is so much fun and I highly recommend, also I hate those bananas
Yes, it is a bit of a short game (took about 10 hours for me to experience everything) but the price is more than fair for this and I don’t feel like I’m wasting money on this. I just got it on sale for $20 which is a steal. This game is so much fun and I highly recommend, also I hate those bananas
open world goat
Stupid sequel that actually is a lot of fun, especially in coop. Still as buggy as the first one. A lot of fun gameplay mechanics, tons of cool side quests with stupid references. The map is quite big and there are tons of things to find. All in all just a fun experience in coop.