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Lowkey not as bad as people make it out to be. Almost at the level of Pokemon Arceus ngl. Not trash but not good, just mediocre ok

This game controls like shit

In the best ending your divine girlfriend bestows upon you the gift of totally bypassing puberty. Kid Icarus? How about Tom of Finland-ass beefcake Icarus now, bicth. It's as much a gift for her as it is for you.

Icarus was already a kid. Did they mean kid Daedalus?


If Pit is canonically unable to read, how did he understand anyone in this game?

Really awkward difficulty curve, worlds 1 and 3 are far harder than worlds 2 and 4 due to vertical platforming being incredibly tricky. Should have allowed the screen to scroll down but Pit takes fall damage after a certain height or something.

Dungeons are really confusing and maze-like, and are far harder to navigate than they should. The music being a droning really short loop doesn't help. The bosses should have done more as well.

World 2's a highlight while the final level is just really boring, and Pit's a pretty fun character to upgrade and use.

fun to play in five minute intervals

Baffling for any modern player, but reasonably entertaining.

I like the ability to aim upwards, but the movement and short range both bring this game down. Also, healing items can be ridiculously expensive especially considering the amount that they heal

This is an absolutely gorgeous game with a fantastic, almost vaporwave atmosphere of crumbling Greek temples bursting through clouds and 8-bit neon Venus de Milo statues. Also the Eggplant Wizards, as annoying as they are, are some of my favorite enemy designs in any game I've played. (Between Kid Icarus and Ice Climbers, what's the deal with the Eggplant as iconic video game fruit?)

That being said, there are some major flaws with accessibility and difficulty in this which are impossible to overlook- health is hard to come by, and very expensive to buy considering how little the potions heal you. This is one game where having the Switch rewind button comes in really handy, but the fortresses are doable without it, as getting back to the hot springs or Eggplant hospital is perfectly manageable, if a good challenge.

I feel like there is a world where a brilliant SNES sequel to this was produced where this became one of the truly iconic Nintendo series.

I like this but I am just not good enough to beat it and I have to just hold that

0/10 Some dude thre a eggplant on my head. Fuck that guy.

Entrete pero muy dificil

this game is such absolute horeshit dogpiss fuckass but the eggplant cool!

Really a pain to play, but it’s probably still my favorite NES game

I wanna like it. I wanna like it sooooooo bad. The music is great. The combat is surprisingly good for NES. The controls are great. But it's just so ass-puckeringly hard it's impossible.

this game has a lot of features that go unsaid and is actually kinda cool i just wish it wasnt aids to play

Nintendo Switch is missing

Typical obnoxiously hard NES difficulty.


Had to use the restore points countless times due to its difficulty.

It starts off as a difficult action platformer but becomes an extremely confusing and frustrating maze in the fortress levels. Also the final level and all of the bosses really suck. It isn't really worth finishing nowadays

From what little I've played, it seems to merge the gameplay of Metroid, The Legend of Zelda and Super Mario Bros surprisingly seamlessly, it feels like a love letter to the blockbusters of its console

Holds up surprisingly well on most levels.