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in the past


"The Principal and the Pauper" of Simpsons games. Total ass.

Christmas 2002: An excited 9 year old boy gets his hands on Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. Were it not for that game being one of the biggest disappointments of my young life, I would honestly say that The Simpsons Skateboarding being the other game I got that day would have been enough on its own to convince me that I had made the naughty list and Santa was getting creative with his punishments. A lump of coal would have been preferred.

The Simpsons had a relatively rocky relationship with video game adaptations (beyond maybe virtual Springfield on the pc and the arcade game) before the ps2, but with road rage released it seemed a little as if the Simpsons might be able to carve a niche of playable and charming (if derivative) titles.

As a huge fan of the tony hawk series, Simpsons skateboarding was exceedingly disappointing. Outside of the school, it contains relatively poor choices & designs for skateparks and the gameplay just feels bad. Similarly, it looks ugly and posseses little of the charm and wit of the series.

Fortunately, the tides would turn when hit n run would release later - but skateboarding will forever be a disappointing stain on Simpsons history.

For skateboarding and license tie in needs, check out Disney skate adventure - which is on the same platform and generally excellent.


The rawest example of "Oh shit I loved this game as a kid, let me pick it up again" to "I'm in so much pain holy shit"

What the fuck was this?

Every time I try and do a kickflip like the tutorial tells me to it says I've done a "Late Kickflip".
What's the difference? Am I doing it too early? Am I clicking it in the wrong way?
I don't know because neither the game nor the walkthroughs I'm trying to find don't tell me.

This is a tutorial.

if i had a nickel for everytime ea published a subpar simpsons game

I would have two nickels

There's something about the novelty of the Simpsons doing a Pro Skater clone that I can't bring myself to hate. But I get it.

This review contains spoilers

This is a terrible skateboarding game. The Story is that there is a skateboarding contest for the whole town for $99, yes this is all the story is, it's terrible and does not require a paycheck to mess up. The Characters you play as are the 4 talking Simpsons, the others are unlocked after cheat codes, I can't find another way to do so. The graphics are not bad for PlayStation 2, but it doesn't give off a good skateboarding atmosphere. The Gameplay has you skate around and finish skating tasks to move to the next level. But the stats when choosing a character only show after a small intro, you have to play the intro again before finding checking another one, this is annoying. Also pressing forward on the analog stick, makes you go forward instead of X, so you can't keep up your speed when turning, not only that but also when going up a track, you can't spin no matter how much you try, despite the intro showing characters doing it, and this is a skateboarding game. You spend time completing tasks for money, to improve your stats, oh and you better make your character easier to use for you, because if you want to play as another character, you have to play the game over again, I know I read those words to, (since I wrote them). There is an arrow that helps point you to the nearest, so that does help you know where to go. The tasks themselves are not bad, but they can be difficult if you are not used to controls. You can grind and go up ramps which are expected from skateboarding games, but controls make them hard too. There is Kent Brockman commentary during you skating and it can be funny. The Music sucks, especially the Simpsons remix. There are extra items for each player like a new costume or certain collectables, but they are not fun to get thanks to the gameplay. Simpsons skateboarding is a badly designed attempt at brining the Simpsons into a new type of genre and should not even be played by die hard skate game lovers.

This game represents the first time a little 6 year old Cameron played a video game, and, even with practically zero standards for what made the medium quality, would come away from it thinking "Damn, this shit sucks". In some sense, I suppose I owe thanks to The Simpsons Skateboarding for being the first piece of media to throw me headfirst into the crushing sensations known as disappointment, despair and agony.

Seriously though, you'd be hard pressed to find many games that feature level design so at odds with what the game itself is trying to do, combined with being a genuinely garbage game to both play and look at.

I wish i could delete my memory

Pure shite but probably not the worst game I've ever played!

I think they should've been tried as adults

Tony hawk, are you proud of the monster you birthed?

It's a poor man's Tony Hawk Pro Skater, but in Springfield. I would be far more inclined to finish the damn game if it weren't so stiff and unresponsive and, thus, immeasurably frustrating.

It's overhated for sure, but it is so by the numbers it hurts... just like the gameplay and those primitive graphics that make the visuals from the "Homer³" segment from "Treehouse of Horror VI" look like a masterpiece even today.

Tony Hawk, but with Jaundice.

lacked anything that could make it compete with tony hawk

This is was one of my first PS2 games and it legit one of the absolute worst games I've ever played and owned; the controls for this game are totally fucked and the graphics/characters look like something that would chase you around The Backrooms: definitely avoid this one, unless you wanna stream it or somethin'

or you're into CBT, idk ¯\(ツ)

I haven't played Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 yet but I already know it will be better than this.

Edit: Yep, at least THPS5 has an ok OST and controls better.

Scott the Woz voice: This game blows!


Bad skateboarding games are like bad friends, everyone has one and they always leave you with a bad taste in your mouth.

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