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i love quake, but i can't help feeling like it tainted the shooter scene. if it weren't for the genre-defining quakeworld update, maybe we wouldn't have to deal with an endless barrage of esports titles designed to drive their players into a maddened frenzy (though i could just as easily blame warcraft).

as for valorant? fuck anyone who supports this beyond soulless game. massive red flag! avoid the fans at all costs. every single friendship i have had with a valorant player has gone down in flames.

edit: i did not realize until today that this was by the league of legends people. that explains lmao

My friend mooi02 is very funny but we dont talk about what he did to a bunch of women in 2016...

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

jogo de maluco!! (jogo todo dia

It's a cool concept, but I feel it ended up feeling underwhelming.


This game fucking sucks! What do people even see in this shit? I don't understand!

The idea sucks, the characters suck, the character designs suck, the abilites suck; is there music? because if there is, it is so generic I can't even rememeber it. The gameplay sucks massive fucking balls too.

Oh! You are telling me whenever I get shot it feels like I get glued to the fucking ground and then I die, to not respawn for another 5 minutes til the round is done? That sounds so fun!!!

I also really adore the shitty abilities like the smoke ball clouds or whatever, that cover my entire view and look so fucking stupid. Or the shitty and laughable dialogue and voice lines between these knock off Overwatch rejects.

It's just so bland, so souless, so shitty and stupid and NOT FUN; it's just Counter Strike for people who play League of Legends for whatever fucking reason. Seriously WHY WOULD YOU PLAY THIS OVER COUNTER STRIKE?! IT'S JUST WORSE IN EVERY WAY!!!

Fuck this game, is the only other game my college friends want to play other than Fortnite. It can suck my entire lunch outta my ass.

I love the game narrative but this is one of the most insufferable online multiplayer I've ever played. Overpriced skins, toxic community, cheating, smurfing, and matchmaking algorithm all suck.

I hate this game (I still play it anyway). But the characters are kinda cute

Playing this game is like russian roulette except there's like 3 bullets and the chamber, and if you think about it long enough you realize there isn't that much enjoyment when there isn't a bullet.

BEST FUCKING GAME EVER LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE GAME TO EVER EXIST ON PLANET EARTH

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Unfortunately I have given this game one more half star than I did before. The only thing that makes this game more tolerable is playing with friends which I have been doing lately. If you are a woman or someone with a femme voice you immediately get clocked as and get harassed. I'm giving it 3 and a half stars but at some point you really have to change your mindset in this game to "it is just a game, who cares" or it immediately gives you brain rot and makes you the most toxic human being known to man. I hate the way this game handles currency in every way, these skin bundles are not worth 80 real buckaroonies at all and you get no in game currency from the battlepass like every other godforsaken fps game in the world. This game sucks I love it. Also going back into the review and instead of giving it an extra half star it lost one. I still love playing with friends but the rest of it sucks. <3

Toxic community, neglected storyline, it feels like day by day Riot themselves abandon this game a little more. After grinding to Immortal, I just lost interest. After spending over 3k on skins, I thought it was best to stop.

Conocí a la que es mi pareja en este juego y aun así me sigue pareciendo una mierda

Sem dúvida o melhor jogo de tiro desse estilo da atualidade, não é o melhor jogo que existe, mas entre Rainbow e CS2, escolho Valorant sem pensar.

i wish my friends played better games so i didnt have to keep playing this

It is a video game that I play sometimes. I feel tactile feedback when I press buttons while playing this game. I click at the enemy players while they click at me. Sometimes my characters yell and do big ultimate attacks. One of the games ever made.

I really enjoy playing Valorant, don't get me wrong, it scratches some of the itches I get when playing FPS games but GOD, it has one of the worst communities i've ever been part of, I've been called the F word so many times on there.

You better play with friends because you might get flamed for absolutely nothing if you don't.

You're a bad person if you like this I don't make the rules


Valorant is the first game that I'd think about when I hear the word "corporate-designed".

Yes, it's an amalgamation of your popular first-person shooters, particularly Counter Strike's mechanics with a side of modern hero-shooter sprinkled in. Yet, there's nothing really that stands out from Valorant's design; map-wise and mechanics-wise, Valorant is muddy and lacks any confidence. Even worse? It seems that the game lacks any trust for its playerbase, continuously streamlining and pigeonholing player experience into very specific playstyles instead of encouraging creativity.

The game's poor design choices are thankfully hidden by its aesthetic. A thin-veil that holds the game together, yet polluting the game in every sense. Skills are flashy, yet uninteresting, regurgitated and overloaded. Maps are overly-designed, each and every one of them is almost unreadable with the clutter decorating every corner. Every single map is also required to bring a gimmick in the table too, promoting style over substance, something that Riot seems to love invocating in their games. How can I forget the obnoxious cosmetics too? After all, they are all that matters anyway.

If it's unclear, I don't like Valorant. Unlike my past reviews, I'd rather not give it any score or rating. I believe that giving scores, may it be 1 or 5, means that I value something, even if it's the slightest, from that particular game.

Bad games are memorable because they're either funny or completely disfigured that every bone in your body clinks every time you engage with them. Good games are memorable because, well, they're good and standout amongst the crowd. Boring games are forgettable, bring nothing to the table, and lacks any remarkable impression to be discussed. Valorant? Definitely unmemorable.

todo lo bueno q tiene lo tiene luego de malo

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