Analogue_Halo
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it is fun
note: when i first got this game as a kid i thought i'd accidentally downloaded a porn game cause the game opens with the human personification of horniness who then reappears shortly later almost naked, jiggle physics and all but then thankfully nothing to that degree shows up again, i just forgot that's how games were in 2006.
note: when i first got this game as a kid i thought i'd accidentally downloaded a porn game cause the game opens with the human personification of horniness who then reappears shortly later almost naked, jiggle physics and all but then thankfully nothing to that degree shows up again, i just forgot that's how games were in 2006.
2019
fun adventure game with some painfully dated references for a game that came out in 2019 and imo starts to lose direction in the latter half but again, still very fun
2016
exceptional in most areas but performance is still frankly dogshit 6 years later
2022
donkum
2021
not very good but like in a good way
2016
i met over half my friends list from this game, i just wish there was more substance to the game itself (and also that building didn't feel like ass)
2021
as someone who has spent a grand total of maybe 2 hours playing fighting games outside of this i feel i have the wisdom necessary to declare that this one is pretty good
2022
i like the kitty game i wish we had more straight adventure games like this
2022
how good the gameplay is, is only matched with how terrible the writing is
2022
I love just about everything about this game, it has a very good chance of being my GOTY
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I'm probably gonna get hate for this one but whatever.
This game is a sequel, disguised as a remake, that really should have just been dlc.
This game is a sequel, disguised as a remake, that really should have just been dlc.
2014
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this game was MUCH better than I expected it to be. the only issues I had with it are small things that stem from it having movie-game syndrome, i.e. every little action having a 15 second long animation that's nice the first couple times but by hour 16 it's pretty annoying and how it runs on for a liiiiiiiiiittle too long. asides from those small nitpicks the game is genuinely fantastic and the first couple hours are maybe the most scared a game has ever had me.
2019
waiting for the sequel: a slightly longer hike haha get it its like longer cause the first ones called a short hike and the sequel would be bigger so it would be a longer hi
2021
EEEEUUUUURRRGHHHH THIS GAME IS SOOOO FUCKING GOOD DUDE HAVE YOU PLAYED CRUELTY SQUAD ITS LIKE THE BEST GAME YOULL EVER PLAY HOLY SHIT DUDE ITS LIKE SO DEEP JUST LOOK AT IT NO GAME HAS EVER DONE THIS SHIT BEFORE IT LOOKS SO FUCKED UP AND GROSS BUT GET THIS BRO ITS ON PURPOSE I BET YOUVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE LOL "I AM A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED BY NEUROTRANSMITTERS" AM I RIGHT BRO THAT SHITS SO DEEP ITS LIKE NOTHING MATTERS BRO NIHILISM FOR THE WIN HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DONT GET THE POINT OF THE GAME LMAO HEY BY THE WAY HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS SHOW CALLED RICK AND MOR
games good. aesthetics can give me a headache sometimes but that's solely a me problem. I'm happy to hear you've played your first itch io game but please fans of this game can you shut the fuck up about it for five seconds.
games good. aesthetics can give me a headache sometimes but that's solely a me problem. I'm happy to hear you've played your first itch io game but please fans of this game can you shut the fuck up about it for five seconds.
2018
as a person who plays games I'm genuinely embarassed over how this is somehow one of the most played games ever on steam