Shit story, shit characters, shit gameplay.

I used to play this game almost every day until I got a new phone that was too big for my baby hands to reach the middle of the screen with my thumbs.

This game was so fun when it first came out. I can barely touch it now since it's been out for so long and everybody just one-touch kills me.

I only play this game when my friends ask me to. It's whatever.

God there is SO much to do in this game.

This is my currently most played game ever on Steam, because I played it every single day of my life when I was in my early teens.
Now, it is a shadow of it's former self. It no longer has the infinitesimal charm it had over me when I was 13.

Mediocre. I beat Conquest and bought Revelation right after but it was so boring.

This is the platformer that I base all other platformers off of.

I'm bad at strategy games but I really like this game for some reason.

I actually like this game a bit more than Civ 5 because city building is much deeper.

Me and my old best friends used to play this every time we got together... We beat the whoooole game.