Gumshoe finally got the raise he deserves.

I wasted all my time downloading and adding characters. Didn't even play it. 10/10. Would do it again.

I finally lost my virginity. Thanks, Miyuki.

Imagine dying to Tewi. LMAOOO

Maybe somewhere out there even a Cellien may cry when she loses a loved one. Don't you think?

UUOOOHH ULALA TUMMY

Super Mario is better.

The VN that ruined an entire generation. Fuck you, Dan.

Peak Capcom's SOUL. Every character is memorable.

What if CAVE was cute and funny?
One of the easiest CAVE shmup to 1CC. So, if you want to look cool in front of your friends, don't play this one and go play Ketsui.

Another indie game that gets recommended quite a bit, cause it looks like a spiritual succesor to a really good game... only to end up being mediocre in every aspect.
Sadly, Blazing chrome takes a little bit too much of its inspiration instead of making a game that can stand on its own.

Why would you waste your time playing this when you can be playing Hard Corps right now?

The GBA doesn't deserve this.
Astro boy doesn't deserve this.
We don't deserve Treasure.

"Great game, Bad Resident Ev-"
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES A RESIDENT EVIL, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MAKES A GOOD GAME.
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT.

I had my first panic attack in the meteorite game. Couldn't save the dinosaurs man...

>Terror‑Instinct
They weren't kidding...