AstraCA
Call me the Bed of Chaos on how the second half of this game put me to sleep.
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Prologue/Canto I: 7/10. Pretty good introduction with an highlight start, but the League of Nine's introduction is pretty lame compared to the introduction of Ruina's villain ensemble. Gregor's cool, but he unfortunately drew the short straw as having the first Canto.
Canto II: 5/10. Pre-dungeon section is absolutely hilarious, average dnd section fr. Dungeon section, however, is rushed while making some lame changes to Crime and Punishment. Looking forward to revisiting Rodya and Sonya's dynamic later but for now it's just there.
Canto III: 7.5/10. Easily the best atmosphere out of any Canto pre-V, and the character dynamics are really great are(especially Sinclair's with the sinners and Kromer/Demian). Gameplay difficulty spike is the main issue with this chapter, as gacha luck made basically none of my 00/000 sinners have blunt.
Overall, good first 3 Cantos while Project Moon was in the process of figuring this game out.
Canto II: 5/10. Pre-dungeon section is absolutely hilarious, average dnd section fr. Dungeon section, however, is rushed while making some lame changes to Crime and Punishment. Looking forward to revisiting Rodya and Sonya's dynamic later but for now it's just there.
Canto III: 7.5/10. Easily the best atmosphere out of any Canto pre-V, and the character dynamics are really great are(especially Sinclair's with the sinners and Kromer/Demian). Gameplay difficulty spike is the main issue with this chapter, as gacha luck made basically none of my 00/000 sinners have blunt.
Overall, good first 3 Cantos while Project Moon was in the process of figuring this game out.
The Yakuza Kiwami of Fire Emblem games
2017
/c
2018
Yo you wanna learn how to do a fuckin infinite? Imma teach your motherfuckin bitch ass, easiest shit in the motherfucking Yakuza 3, Yakuza 2, fuck it, I don’t give a fuck, Kazuma Kiryu. Alright jump up the boss, hit up fuckin heavy kick and then it’s motherfuckin, LIGHT PUNCH, FINISHING BLOW, FINISHING BLOW 2, walk in whichever way you fuckin going, you only hit fuckin up motherfuckin finishing blow, you can’t do it while they're standing motherfucker, that shit don’t work. Let’s start this motherfucker off right, ah, ow, ow, ow, dropped that shit. Redo it motherfucker, ah, ow, how’s it taste? Keep the rhythm up. If you fuck up the rhythm, the motherfucking combo will drop motherfucker. Keep that motherfucking shit up, you keep that same motherfucking rhythm, if you drop this motherfucker then it will not be motherfucking cool. You can cancel it out into a motherfucking finishing throw but I ain’t gonna do that shit, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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agent 4 fans are in the mud, so this dlc is peak i fear
This game shares a lot of strengths and weaknesses BOTW has(including bad flurry rush timing), but when it takes one step forward(Fuse, relatively better dungeons, by far better bosses, caves/depths), it also takes one step backward(somehow worse Shrine design and menuing, weaker story, Skyview towers trivializing exploration, Sky being copy pasted). This game's hard to judge/rate because of taking from BOTW's foundation, but TOTK is still great.
2018
Peter said "Literally 1984" during one of the fights I thought that was funny
it's complicated.
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"He may end up destroying a nearby planet or two, but such is life." is one of the most raw lines in history and it comes from Kirby: Planet Robobot of all things.
This game is so cool, I wish the version of it that exists exclusively in my head was real.
2017
이 게임을 마친 이후로 저는 정말 걱정이 많았습니다. 만약에... 제가 26년 전 습격에서 살아남은 징원 마피아 중 한 명인가요?
2016
The Shadows of Valentia of Yakuza games
2022
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The gameplay isn't too inventive, but it's almost always(screw Twinsgate) balanced and fun on NG from varied map design and most of the characters having distinct roles(rip Julio). While the story has a few structural flaws from the route and scale system(most notably shafting Cordelia after chapter 14 and missing crucial development from Roland if you don't do Roland route chapter 15), it's still amazing with an engaging plot and central characters. Finally, the music has Combat -Destiny-, which speaks for itself. One of my favorite games ever and definitely recommend if you can handle waiting 6 hours before chapter 3 starts.
Listen Sacred Stones gameplay is good and balanced all you have to do is ban Seth/Tower of Valni and force yourself to 20/20 all your units