BM_Jambes
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Palworld
2024
made like a dark, twisted version of pokemon haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my open-world survival crafting slop would make most simply go insane lmao.
Lisa
2014
what about bart and homer and marge and maggie and santas little helper?
This review was written before the game released
Tanimura will return for sure this time
Sholmes Whatsapp
Natsume: You should kill yourself NOW.
Van Zieks: You should kill yourself NOW.
Naruhodo: I NEED cock Sholmes
Tobias Gregson : You should kill yourself NOW.
Tatsugoro Kusabi: You should kill yourself NOW.
Can I borrow 50,000 yen
Natsume: You should kill yourself NOW.
Van Zieks: You should kill yourself NOW.
Naruhodo: I NEED cock Sholmes
Tobias Gregson : You should kill yourself NOW.
Tatsugoro Kusabi: You should kill yourself NOW.
Can I borrow 50,000 yen
Alan Wake II
2023
Alan Wake writing the most twisted fucked up horror story he can conceive: The dark darkness encroached darkly upon me, I noticed my shoes were stained red with blood, red blood, on the ground pooled the crimson ichor of a bloody ritual murder enacted in the name of the Dark Lord of Darkness himself; Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, The Father of Lies, the Lord of Flies; Satanas, Diabolus- The Devil.
Remedy writing the most twisted fucked up horror story they can think of: Imagine being trapped in this guy's writing
Remedy writing the most twisted fucked up horror story they can think of: Imagine being trapped in this guy's writing
Rabi-Ribi
2016
wait you guys actually like children
i thought it was a joke
i thought it was a joke
Link tearing through the lands of Hyrule on the shit that killed Shinzo Abe
Pokémon Scarlet
2022
game freak when they have a pokemon game due at 11:59
Street Fighter 6
2023
"Once you get on the subway, you will be unable to leave until you reach the next station. Do your best to survive until time is up."
Accurate depiction of living in NYC.
Accurate depiction of living in NYC.
Dark Souls III
2016
one of the most depressing things i've ever seen. in videogames it takes less than a decade for an "auteur" to turn his fairly unique creation into the equivalent of a marvel movie.