Beef_Strokinoff
2022
A surprisingly emotional, well-paced take on the open world genre. I expected a more survival horror like game and got much, much more.
Open world games generally overwhelm and bore me. I dont want to find all 100 identical knick knacks or do a bunch of genre standard side Bs. But the main story and side missions here had so much character and style I ended up completing almost all of it. (main/side quests, tanooki and spirits; not the other stuff).
Very excited to see what Tango can do next.
Open world games generally overwhelm and bore me. I dont want to find all 100 identical knick knacks or do a bunch of genre standard side Bs. But the main story and side missions here had so much character and style I ended up completing almost all of it. (main/side quests, tanooki and spirits; not the other stuff).
Very excited to see what Tango can do next.
2022
An insanely charming little collectathon that doesn't overstay it welcome but packs every inch of its runtime with character and heart. Not the revolutionary title some would call it, but still a must play.
2019
I lost 20lbs pretty much just playing this and Synth Riders, so I'm biased but this is definitely a must have for VR.
2020
I really wished I liked this game more; the atmosphere, soundtrack, look and overall tone are excellent. but the combat leaves you wanting; and it just tries to do too much without perfecting any of it. A full weapon wheel that would have been much better off with 3 fully fleshed out ones, and some of the most frustrating insta-death situations I've ever seen. Can we agree to just never put required mini-games in a platformer again? They arent all awful but the mine cart and ghost horse especially became a drain. I hope this gets a sequel so they can tighten this up and give Jack the quality game he deserves.
1997
stifffff, this game controls worse then your own body after sleeping on a friends couch for a few days. The concept is fun, the music fits nicely, the enemies have some pretty great designs, and all around the theme is executed nicely... But then you have to try and actually play the game. At first you think the game is being overly generous with the amount of lives being handed out, till you get to the areas with insta-death pits and flying enemies. That paired with the weird choice of a jump button and Zelda-style auto jumping and, it's just awkward. Let's hope someone gives this weird cryptid a more fitting game.
ACH ACH GREGGGGG
A nice ease of use update, though this is still an old school point and click. Your ability to enjoy those games will directly influence your enjoyment, but if dick jokes and puzzles are your thing it might be worth checking out.
1996
Big, explosive, farty skeletons gettin' whacked off with a big sword. if there's a soundtrack it hidden by the sound of explosions from everything. Bats explode, minecarts explode and spark, skeletons explode into bits before those individual bits explode; Surprisingly instead of exploding the main character Prince Whatever grunts a LOT. even on death no explosion just a longer grunt, maybe that's why their people are at war?
Does what it does well, and surprisingly expands into a second game after completion, fully of eggs; and the short levels never really wear thin.
Fine for the nostalgic or younger players, maybe even the collectathon obsessives; but this one just didn't hold my attention. very linear for this type of game, though it does have some charm to it. For a free steam game I can't complain much.
You're enjoyment of this game is 100% down to your enjoyment of its sense of humour. As such you should go into it as blind as possible. But if an extremely tongue in cheek parody of Zelda and adventure fantasy games sound fun; give it a shot!
2023
Cool ideas here, mid execution. balance is non-existant, matchmaking is awful. It may not be pay to win, but its definitely grind to win. After a couple matches getting matched with players who's cards and characters way out pace yours and all fun disappears.
2020
a very interesting game that doesn't quite hit the mark its going for, but has such a good vibe. Feels like I'm playing a bargain bin game from 1995 again.
2024
Some of the most fun Ive had with a rougelike, pretty genius concept and the kind of game i'll be droping into for a long time.
2007
This game used to be a 5 star, now it might be a 2.5. the years haven't been kinda and the high number of abandoned ideas, broken features, bots, and messy at best economy has really soured playing this. Ill give it a 4 for the memories but definitely not worth getting into these days.