The person who designed the final boss fight probably clubs baby seals, fuck that shit

Sega stop porting arcade games to inferior hardware in such a way that they'll inevitably become a massive piece of shit challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Ending is good, haters are unepic

I unironically prefer this to Link to the Past
That's not a very high bar though

Wily being voiced without a German accent just feels wrong

Metroid out here delivering banger game after banger game

2017

I could have done something productive with my life with the amount of time I've spent on this

Don’t do a wedlocke in a game where the exp share is inaccessible for at least half the gyms

Worst mistake of my life

Tunnel Rhino's stage can go fuck itself

It's like Nintendo's devs went into a lab and scientifically created the biggest love hate relationship with a game possible