Played this in multiplayer for an hour to make my kid brother happy and I have two important observations:
1. Extremely funny how as these games' character rosters get bigger and bigger, they now have add the Glup Shittoiest of Glup Shittos. Like was there a nonzero amount of people excited that they put General Rieekan in this?
2. In one of the ship missions, I got stuck in an endless loop of u-turning that no button combination could get me out of so I basically had to wait and do nothing until my brother finished the mission
1. Extremely funny how as these games' character rosters get bigger and bigger, they now have add the Glup Shittoiest of Glup Shittos. Like was there a nonzero amount of people excited that they put General Rieekan in this?
2. In one of the ship missions, I got stuck in an endless loop of u-turning that no button combination could get me out of so I basically had to wait and do nothing until my brother finished the mission
Need to know what kind of dark sorcery was used to make it so that a roguelike made by the average Pokémon rom hacker is not the most unplayable garbage in existence
You don't care for Kris because they "stole" Jagen's lines or whatever
I don't care for Kris because a remake that specifically paints the events of the original game as historical revisionism in-universe would have been the rawest premise ever if it wasn't used solely to add in a player insert
We are not the same
I don't care for Kris because a remake that specifically paints the events of the original game as historical revisionism in-universe would have been the rawest premise ever if it wasn't used solely to add in a player insert
We are not the same
I've seen Trails called both the "MCU of RPGs" and the "One Piece of RPGs" and whether you see both, one, or none of those comparisons as favorable is a good indicator of how much you're going to enjoy the series
I'd like to thank this game for what it did for mental health, not because of the actual contents but because pfps from this game and its sequel make it easy to identify people who would damage it
2012
Good enough game but its "commentary" on violence in video games has the same energy as those "ironic" political memes that are literally just the creator's unedited opinion
This review was written before the game released
WARNING: THIS PORT OF ACE ATTORNEY: APOLLO JUSTICE COMES WITH TWO VIRUSES THAT CLAIM TO BE GAMES CALLED "DUAL DESTINIES" AND "SPIRIT OF JUSTICE", DO NOT OPEN EITHER OF THEM UP BECAUSE THEY WILL BRICK YOUR CONSOLE/PC
1985
Carried by the silly little dancing animations
1993
I think there might be a game from around the same time that this was inspired by but I can't quite put my finger on it, the inspiration must be really subtle
1982
Imagine your legacy being getting added to the first Mario Kart before never returning except for the scummy gacha spin-off and also being fuel for bad fan theories
1984
More like "Penis," am I right?
1985
Need to have a serious talking to with the Nintendo employee who thought people would be willing to go through one hundred levels of this shit
1990
You ever think about how someone sat down, played this game, and thought "Man, I want this weirdly specific version of Mario to be playable in Smash"
Goes unbelievably hard if you're a specific type of unhinged
2023
Peak fiction