I'm not a schizophrenic, the true schizophrenics were the friends who died along the way... except for maybe the bitch with a ponytail. Nihilism be damned.
2002
Fun game. I liked the part where she fused.
2005
The greatest guilty pleasure game of all time. This game is laughable for how terrible it is, and I revel in that shit. It just oozes with stupidity, the same kind of stupidity that is like watching a child run face first into a wall painted like a door, and laughing at them. I hate children, about as much as Sonic hates guns, so I find their misery quite hilarious, kind of like this game. Did I mention that Shadow the Hedgehog is for "manly men". Yes, very "manly". I used to watch Bleach back in the day. It was "cool". Shadow the Hedgehog is also "cool". Cool in the way that watching a smoldering fire turn into smoke while getting pissed on by my Indian friend from Boy Scouts, Simeon, and my other friend Joshua. What I'm trying to convey is that I hate kids, and also that Shadow the Hedgehog is hilarious and I can only imagine what a drunk playthrough would be like.
2006
I haven't beaten it, but it is somehow more tolerable for me than Heroes. Unlike Heroes, I can't consider '06 a video game, it's just a big fiery mess. I'll probably pick it up when I am legally allowed to drink so I can be absolutely fucking smashed and have the greatest laughs imaginable.
2015
I really only like the gameplay and building settlements. This is quite literally the worst mainline Fallout plot ever made, shamelessly ripping off New Vegas without keeping any of the nuance. At least building settlements is fun, also doing drugs... but don't tell Preston. Please, otherwise he won't leave me alone.
The setting is interesting, but the story is very bland, and the acting isn't the best. It's basically just Fallout 1 & 2 combined and mixed with Oblivion's Engine. Not bad, but not really that good either. Still, it beats playing the original two or 4 anyday.
1998
I'm sorry, I know this game has a way better story than Fallout 1, but the gameplay is almost the exact same and it is unbearable. I cannot stand how sluggish and completely bogus (wow, I used the word bogus, that's really fucking upsetting) the combat feels. Seriously, I cannot deal with this shit.
1997
Turn-based combat is fine. Luck based combat, is fine. Combining the two is awful. I love the lore, world, and characters of this game... but this game is 80% gameplay, and the gameplay is terrrrrrrrible. Please use a guide when you play this, otherwise your life is going to suck.
I'm not really a fan of fighting games, but it's Dragon Ball. At least the story mode is kind of charming, if not repetitive.
This could have been a great game if the difficulty of singleplayer wasn't so god damned ridiculous. Ah well, at least there's unlimited lives passwords.
You ever just want to have a car accident? Death is an escape, and I welcome it whenever this game is near.
Such a beautiful game with masterfully orchestrated tracks from the series... It's too bad the gameplay is about as deep as a pothole. At least the cutscenes are cool... also you can drive cars, ain't that just hilarious?
The best Sonic game, hands down. Words would not do it justice, just play it.
Also, fuck Blue Sphere. That shit is just annoying.
Also, fuck Blue Sphere. That shit is just annoying.
2017
Second best classic Sonic game. Really needed more of its own ideas rather than borrowing stages from other games.
Good game, good combat. One of the few fighting games I actually enjoy playing. Still doesn't help my depression, but I can play as Super Saiyan Vegeta in his Saiyan Saga outfit and that's really all I need.