Games I played in 2022 ranked

New year, same old set up with new games and looser restrictions. Only requirement is that I have to have a good feel for them and see what the primary gameplay loop is about.

Frogun
Frogun
This is just a charming idea let down heavily by just how boring the game is and how terrible the controls can be.
Dig Dug II: Trouble in Paradise
Dig Dug II: Trouble in Paradise
An interesting spin on the original Dig-Dug formula, and managing to get all the enemies to fall into the ocean is always a blast.
Arms
Arms
A better game was just in arms reach, but alas...
Nefarious
Nefarious
Just stick the comic, and check this out if it's on sale and you like the comic.
Columns
Columns
Oh yeah, this game exists.
Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby!
Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby!
You say "HAHA funny kids' game why is it even recognizable online", then you get to Owl and he wrecks your entire day. Than Tigger...was honestly extremely easy for me, NGL. But then, the demon himself, Christopher Robin, awaits you. Do you dare have the strength to fight him and win?
Kill It With Fire
Kill It With Fire
A perfect re-enactment of how I go around killing bugs that I know entered my home. Just less deadly and more cursing.
Chungus Rampage in Big Forest
Chungus Rampage in Big Forest
At least it didn't involve any inhumane working conditions.
No Time to Explain: Remastered
No Time to Explain: Remastered
A very cheesy and fun platformer with one terrible shoot 'em up level.
Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast
Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast
This game reminds me of a disappointing sequel to Star Wars!

6 points.
Pooyan
Pooyan
I already forgot about it even after playing it 5 minutes ago.
Mario Strikers: Battle League
Mario Strikers: Battle League
Still has the same problems the other sports game have, but also has its own unique strengths to make up for it. One step forward, one step back. Still better than the two steps back Tennis and Golf got, and the step into the wood chipper Switch Sports got.
MultiVersus
MultiVersus
The superior Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl. The inferior Smash game. The worst in-game shop.
Mappy-Land
Mappy-Land
Mappy was always nostalgic for me in a way, being one of the first games I really played, so I can't help but smile at this cute little twist of the formula.
Boris and the Dark Survival
Boris and the Dark Survival
This was actively boring to play through. It just feels so mindless.
Totally Reliable Delivery Service
Totally Reliable Delivery Service
The superior Death Stranding.
Overwatch 2
Overwatch 2
How the heck is the online play worse than Splatoon 3? At least I didn't have to worry about DDoS attacks for a game that shouldn't even exist.

Edit: They finally got their shit together and now it's basically just Overwatch one with a worse marketplace. Yaaay...
Ice Climber
Ice Climber
Simplistic and easy to understand score attack game with slippery controls making it feel like you're on ice.

Okay, that's the point, but it's still not enjoyable.
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
You can tell this game was made to be reacted to and screamed at.
Mario Kart Tour
Mario Kart Tour
Good premise brought down by shady micro-transactions littering the place.
Ice Age: Scrat's Nutty Adventure
Ice Age: Scrat's Nutty Adventure
This looks like a PS2 game with a PS1 camera and bland repetitive gameplay a la the worst shooters from the PS3 that I was able to play on the PS5 in the year 2022 when it came out in 2019 on the PS4.

Basically, it's bad.
Pocket Mini Golf
Pocket Mini Golf
It's mini golf and it's extremely limited. At least the title is true.
Balan Wonderworld
Balan Wonderworld
Yeah, I put Balan Wonderworld above Crumble. I genuinely like this game. It's definitely a victim of being rushed out with some parts needing to be better implemented, but it's still a fun time in my opinion. The art, music, and even the gameplay with the costumes still put a smile on my face.

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1 year ago

good list bro I enjoyed reading some of your comments gonna check out love you to bits


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