Absolutely harmless and perfectly serviceable for any ZP fa- I mean, Fully Ramblomatic fans.

I'm so sorry EDF fans for Helldivers 2 stealing this game's thunder...

It's absolutely fun and the courses and online games are also enjoyable to play, but I just wish there was a more meaty and playful story like in Super Monkey Ball 2 or Super Monkey Ball Adventure, and that the minigames were better and more plentiful. Feels like it's over too quickly.

Good game; terrible remaster that doesn't address any of the core issues of the original game.

Gonna be real with you chief; I kind of disliked it. I'm sure I can beat the game with it, but it just feels way too unwieldy and unnatural for me.

The hills are rolling with the sounds of repetitive grinding gameplay. The characters were cute with their interactions and there is some fun to be had here, but it's definitely not something I would pick up to buy. Just play it on Gamepass.

Still better than the Minions. Quick to complete and forget, but it has some replay value with the challenge mode. Not worth going out of your way to play, but it won't kill you.

I'm so excited for my chance to play as Dr T that I downloaded a mobile game about it.

I never saw a game that didn't want the audience to not play it as much as I did here with terrible controls. In a business tycoon game. HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THE CONTROLS IN A BUSINESS TYCOON GAME?!?

Yeah, I think I missed the craze of the arcade sidescrolling shooters...

I get what this game wanted to be; a delivery game where you go through space and just chill while listening to a podcast in the background, just like how Yahtzee liked FTL. However, I can't say I really dig the idea for myself. I'm not a part of the market, but I know it exists, even if it's a small one.

"B-But the turn-based gameplay is gone!"" You don't know how much a boon that is for me. You guys are allowed to love the first two battle systems, but for me, this, alongside the best story ever told in a Mario game, is good.

Also, for anyone who wants to skip through 2-3, the code is always the same and you can get the pixl right away for repeat playthroughs.

As much as I love all the changes and improvements it made with all the quality of life updates, they have allowed me to love the world and characters more...I'm sorry, but I STILL don't vibe with the actual gameplay of the battle system. The updated improvements are wonderful, allowing the world to grow, but I still do not get the love behind the battle system.

Also, is it me, or was Peach flat-out useless this time around compared to the original Paper Mario, with Peach essentially being the gal behind leading Mario and crew to the star spirits, while here, if you erase all of Peach's side story stuff and never let her talk with Mario, nothing would change?

...is not really worth it to this crab.