Chao_Paradise
Me when I'm in an ass kicking contest and my opponent is Sonic Frontiers: Final Horizon: 😮😦😨😰😵💀
Hmm...needs more yuri. ..huh? Oh yeah the game is great, but...needs more yuri.
This remake is so cool. I can't wait for the rest of the series to get a similar treatment to this 🥲
This game isn't hard because of the challenging bosses and somewhat unfair stages. This game is hard because it's difficult not to stare in awe at how perfectly crafted the animation is.
Probably one of the best remakes of a classic video game I've ever played.
Way more fun and less bullshitty than the first game. Don't get me wrong, it's still very challenging, but more in a "gotta think my tactics more" way instead of "WHOOP HIS ASS CHARLIE! WHOOP HIS FUCKING ASS!"
2012
The Persona 4 Golden of School Days. No, I will not elaborate further.
This review contains spoilers
>Friend is dying
Farms
>Friend is still dying
Still farms
>Friend dies
Gets married
>"Oh hey you can bring your friend back to life :D"
Farms instead
Farms
>Friend is still dying
Still farms
>Friend dies
Gets married
>"Oh hey you can bring your friend back to life :D"
Farms instead
2023
Final Fantasy: Aw damn. I forgot to do my homework. Hey bros, can you help me out?
Bayonetta 3: Don't worry. We got yo back.
Devil May Cry: But are you sure bro? We're action games and you're an RPG.
Final Fantasy: Oh shit you're right. Slaps in random numbers and sidequests There we go. Now the teacher will never notice!
Unfortunately, the teacher noticed.
Bayonetta 3: Don't worry. We got yo back.
Devil May Cry: But are you sure bro? We're action games and you're an RPG.
Final Fantasy: Oh shit you're right. Slaps in random numbers and sidequests There we go. Now the teacher will never notice!
Unfortunately, the teacher noticed.
It's Wonderful
What's this? An actually good incest VN where the main leads are blood related instead of stepsibling?! Why, this is peak fiction good sir!
... However, the bad endings are better than the good endings because of how fucked up and interesting they are. My advice? Play for the bad endings and just skip everything else for the H-scenes. Other than that, yeah this is good stuff.
... However, the bad endings are better than the good endings because of how fucked up and interesting they are. My advice? Play for the bad endings and just skip everything else for the H-scenes. Other than that, yeah this is good stuff.
They were right. Once you go black, there's no going back.
2022
I have found my flame through it all. Now I feel undefeatable.
2017
Crossdressers. I understand the appeal. If anyone wants to me to suck their dick in girls clothing, call me at 1-800-SUCC. That's 1-800-SUCC
This review contains spoilers
Cracks knuckles
Pink bitch route: Her route and personality sucks, but the sex was nice.
Student Council route: Trash. Nuff said
Idol route: Actually really good. How the hell did she get the best route?
Sister route: Started off fine, but then got fetish-y later which was weird.
Ex-girlfruend route: Literally the best route in the game AND IT WAS A SIDE ROUTE
Gay route: what do you mean you can't fuck your homies?
Side chick route: what do you mean I get shamed for having some pussy on the side?
Overall? Pretty average, but better than expected.
Pink bitch route: Her route and personality sucks, but the sex was nice.
Student Council route: Trash. Nuff said
Idol route: Actually really good. How the hell did she get the best route?
Sister route: Started off fine, but then got fetish-y later which was weird.
Ex-girlfruend route: Literally the best route in the game AND IT WAS A SIDE ROUTE
Gay route: what do you mean you can't fuck your homies?
Side chick route: what do you mean I get shamed for having some pussy on the side?
Overall? Pretty average, but better than expected.